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Bio-Apocalypse: The Epic Space Opera Written By a Sixth-Grader
Matthew Blake | 9:01 PM on 06.11.2008 15 comments


It's over 94 pages long. It tackles the issues of science, religion, and the clash between the two. It was written by a goddamn sixth grader, and has proper grammar and oodles of blood. What the heck are you waiting for?

Read it already!

Many thanks to The Horse's Ass of Something Awful for sharing a part of his childhood with the world. Indeed, I feel a bit inspired to rummage through my old drawings to see if I can find any gold like he did.



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weirdfunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 21:21
weirdfunk


What.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 21:36
Cataract
Oh man, I remember the SA thread about this.

So bad, it's still bad. But funny nonetheless.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 22:18
Brian Szabelski
This is terrible.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 22:21
MechaMonkey
Surely, this child shall lead us towards a new generation of peace and prosperity. He is the Chosen One.
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 22:33
Matthew Blake
@NihonTiger: That's the beauty of it all.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 22:36
Dead Movie Star
Wow, that's deep. Thank god for the comical pictures.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 22:39
Dead Movie Star
Hold on one pea-pickin' minute, you aren't distracting us from the lack Island of Beautiful Women updates are you?
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 22:47
Matthew Blake
Er, no, no way, whatever could that mean?!

..In all seriousness, I just thought I'd share this with you guys, but The Island probably won't update as frequently for a bit. In the meantime, you can go ahead and get more people to read the pages I've already completed, so that they're caught up by the time the next update rolls around. ;)
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 22:52
Eschatos
Chosen one? More like the Antichrist.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 03:54
braulio09
i read the first 6 pages and thought it was just a copy of Akira (japanese animovie)
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 09:45
blehman
It's like a horrible car accident. I can't look away.
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