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Hello fellow Dtoiders!

My name is David Pinson, also known as "Master Snake". You can call me Snake. Or Dave. Or Sexy Hotness (So untrue!). Or whatever.

I love me some games. I started gaming with the NES like many in my age range did (I'm 24). Though I played and enjoyed NES and SNES, I never owned them myself. The consoles I owned (read: were bought for me) were non-Nintendo consoles (First Sega Genesis, then a PS1).

My personal gaming formula is: Sony consoles, Nintendo portables. The combination of these have given me some great moments of gaming. Though I'm not as fond of Sony's current console or Nintendo's current portable as their predecessors at the moment, I still want to buy them and keep the formula alive.

I'm not big on blogging, so you might not ever see any blogs on my page, but who knows what the future holds? Maybe I'll get the writing bug someday a drum up something readable.

Current systems owned:
PS2 Slim
DS Lite

Systems I want:
PS1 Slim
Another PS2 Slim
PS3 Slim
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Hey Master Snake, welcome to our Community Blogs!

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3) Publish your first blog (SCARY!)

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Oh hey I'm new here wuz up I've been reading the site for 99 years and this is my first blog! I like tacos! Nice to meet everyone!!! -Niero
Silly rabbit, blogs are not forums! While enthusiasm is greatly appreciated, that's hardly a valid blog post or even a complete paragraph. Even if your intentions are in the right place, this is what we call a "fail blog". Don't be that guy.

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