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Someone Spilled Stupid On My Pokemon
MarshMayhem | 5:31 PM on 02.04.2010 15 comments


I remember when I first played Pokemon. I was one of those red guys, yea, screw blue. I remember when I had an awesome thunder bird, and an awesome ice bird, and Mewtwo who was just a beast, and then my main companion who had been with me since the beginning was a FREAKING FIRE BREATHING DRAGON. Yea. You can't get much cooler than that.

Fast forward to 2010/ I decide I'll buy pokemon platinum and once again rise to be champion of all pokemon. So I go into some grass and this professor offers me a free pokemon to start my journey. Now I was never a fan of any other choice but the fire guy in the beginning so ok yea a turtle leaf guy whatever,then oh, whoa, a penguin water dude thats uh interesting, alright now gimme my dragon I can't wait to destroy stuff with this totally badass.... MONKEY? What the hell. Ok, so I'm disappointed, I'm stuck with a flaming monkey, but who knows maybe he'll turn into a monkey dragon.

Well, he didn't. He turned into a flaming ape. What happened to pokemon? Did they just run out of good ideas? I mean this roster has got to be the worst lineup ever. Look at this guy.


W...t...f.... is that??? I mean yea some are cool I got the legendary shadow dragon type pokemon he's pretty cool. But c'mon I miss the old pokemon. I miss when they started cute and then turned into something totally awesome. Now they start cute or weird and either way, turn weirder.I mean look at some of these guys.










*Sigh* Maybe it's just me. But every area in this game, the pokemon get worse and worse. But their fun games! I mean pokemon is probably one of the funnest portable game series out. I just wish they would add some cooler guys if they're going to create new ones. But I guess silver and gold wasn't so bad, once I had my Latios I was happy camper, so luckily heartgold and soulsilver are only about a month away or so, so maybe that will renew my faith in pokemon. I wish they would of made fire red and leaf green for the DS but they were still good remakes. The only complaint I had on those remakes is they took out one of the most useful pokemon in the game!



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Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 18:24
Chris Carter
If you don't like the new Pokemon, you can import all your old ones :D

Also, fucking Munchlax is the best Pokemon ever created - period

CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 19:14
CelicaCrazed
You first mistake was not waiting a few months for HeartGold/SoulSilver ;)

Also have to add that I hate those water pokemon that are resistant to electrical attacks.....'cause I keep forgetting that they're immune haha!
MarshMayhem's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 19:20
MarshMayhem
Yes!!!I hate those things. I get tricked a lot with these new pokemon though, I'll send my fire monkey out against a grass guy and think ha time to crush this guy. Then turns out the grass type is also psychic type and my fire type is also fighting so he uses some psychic move and kills me lol.
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 19:58
phantomile
I like Nosepass. :3
armless-phelan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 20:33
armless-phelan
Quagsire is the shit. Other than that, I agree.
TheDRMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 20:51
TheDRMaster
Scizor is the best.
MarshMayhem's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 21:13
MarshMayhem
I was happier when it was just scyther. I don't think they really needed to give everything an evolution.
beverlynoelle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 23:08
beverlynoelle
OH HELL NO. BLUE FTW...Squirtle & Snorlax foreveeeeeer!
FatherChesz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 08:08
FatherChesz
@phantomile: That's Probopass...[/nerdglasses]

Something about Rotom turning into various appliances turned me off a bit, but hell, if you're going to make over 500 species of pokemon, you're going to run out of ideas eventually.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 15:40
DaedHead8
Quagsire is awesome.

@FatherChesz

As someone who literally loves all pokemon, let me tell you why Rotom is cool. He's a ghost that inhabits electrical appliances. He isn't transforming into them Ditto style. So yeah, I think that makes him cool.
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