The Devs Aren't Alright
To the tune of The Kids Aren't Alright by The Offspring
With apologies to Mr. Dexter Holland.

When I was young the games were so damn fun
I didn't care if I I lost or won
And every dev on the scene since pong
Would never ever do no wrong

Now my heroes are all old and grey
With lots to show but nothing new to play
How can one industry
Ruin so many minds

Chances thrown
Nothing's free
Longing for
Used to be
Still it's hard
Hard to see
Fragile minds
shattered dreams

Molyneux makes promises he just can't keep
Wright's newest games send people to sleep
Miyamoto makes tacky fitness guides
Yokoi got hit by a car and died

Meier just remakes his old games
Sakaguchi's stuff is always the same
Kojima's newest Metal Gear
Just confuses me!

Chances thrown
Nothing's free
Longing for
Used to be
Still it's hard
Hard to see
Fragile minds
shattered dreams