So, I checked Twitter today, and to my surprise (not really) found out that mine is the last avatar that has not been adopted. PAX begins tomorrow. It's time to bring out the big guns, and by that I mean throwing a bunch of stuff at you designed to make you weep and feel guilty about not adopting me.
These are some kittens in mugs. They look quite adoptable, especially since you can probably get a free mug out of it. But I would guess that these kittens have owners. Owners that love them.
This is my avatar in a mug (my printer is out of ink, so I had to draw a mock version of the avatar, quick). Doesn't he look precious? The difference is that while this avatar is loved, it desperately needs someone with a big heart to take him to PAX. That way he doesn't have to sit around in a mug all day, which is probably bad for his back, anyways.
This is a dog playing fetch and living the life.
This is me trying to teach my avatar to play fetch. It clearly lacks the heart to do it. I think that it needs to go to PAX to really get back the soul and liveliness it used to have.
This is a cat drinking water. Awww...
This is my avatar drinking water. Poor guy is intentionally drowning in his own drinking bowl because he doesn't get to go to PAX. Either that or he just doesn't know how to drink water. I'm going to go with the former.
This is a dog rolling in the dirt. He looks like he's having lots of fun!
This is me trying to get my avatar to play in the dirt. He doesn't seem to be getting into it. Maybe it's because Pennsylvania dirt is so boring. He needs some of that PAX dirt to perk him right up.
This is how a dog feels when you don't adopt him.
This is how my, uh, avatar...feels. Actually, I think he's quite dead. But that's OK! You can revive him! Yes, you! The brave soul journeying to PAX! Bring him back to life! I beg you!
So, that's about all I have. I'm the last person left who's avatar has not been adopted among those who put out requests. This is the final call. Please don't let my avatar's death be in vain.
Show him a good time. Give him some memories. Give me my hypothetical son back.