WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!? I like tacos. I also like video games, but I like tacos more. If that's a problem for you then you can GTFO.
I'm a roasted turkey sandwich currently living in the Bay Area, California. I make art [and sometimes music], sometimes having to do with video games and sometimes not. I've been gaming since I was around 3, so it's safe to say if I don't play video games I might spontaneously combust like some unholy abomination. Which is what I am.
WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS GUY OWN!? Xbox
Nintendo Entertainment System
It's Friday, and it is a better Friday than last Friday. Even if I called Asura's Wrath "Asura's Revenge" because I have down syndrome. Otherwise, things seem pretty smooth this week. Nothing exploded, not many people died, and my beard seems to be growing in just nicely. I mean, look at that beard. It's on my face and everything. I'm sure you're excited about it like the rest of the world.
Also, about the DMC rant: Yes, it's horrible what Ninja Theory is doing to Dante, but I won't go around bitching about it for five hours straight. Everyone else shouldn't either. Aside from his appearance, the game is looking pretty badass and I'm still excited for it. However, they should bitch about this:
New Dante (left), Ninja Theory director (right)
Now that I've given you mental herpes, onto the question: What are you doing over the weekend? It's Friday.