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Mandril | 5:03 AM on 03.18.2008 9 comments




Have mercy on me, robot God.
For I have committed sins against you.
For days on end I visited thou holy website. I drank the water and felt furfilled, without uttering so much as a thank you.
You have shown me the light. I was blind, but now I can see. I am not worthy of kissing thy feet, yet you love me with all your heart.

I pray that you may use me, as a tool in your Greater Plan. To this purpose I have joined the ranks of your army and commenced practicing your Divine Teachings: C-Blogging.

Please accept this sacrifice and forgive my sins.


Also, please cure cancer and kill the boogieman.

Amen.



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Koobert's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 05:30
Koobert
Huh n huh. He said tool.

Nice to meet you. I can't speak for everyone else, but I can say hey. Nice to meet you.
gingerbreadben's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 05:40
gingerbreadben
YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE BOOGIEMAN. HE IS TOO POWERFUL.

Also, welcome.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 05:48
Knivy
Hai, nice offering :).

Welcome to Dtoid and remember "Don't Suck". Also introduce yourself in the forums also if you can ;).
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 09:21
blehman
Awesome, tool! Also, don't cure cancer, I'll be out of a job.

Welcome, don't suck, and forums are good for you too.
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 10:14
razerangel
Welcome and don't suck :)!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 13:14
MechaMonkey
Welcome to our sacred ranks, Brother Mandril. May the red light of His robotic eyes shine upon thee forever more.

As a disciple of the Almighty Destructoid, thou must at all times follow His first and greatest commandment: Thou shalt not suck.

May Games be with you.
Mandril's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 15:00
Mandril
My thanks and prayers go out to all of you, brothers of the brotherly brotherhood.
A steep and narrow path lies ahead of me, but I will do what I can whilst climbing Mt. Notsuckery.
Let us meet again, at the top.
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