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About Me
Well who the heck am I?

I am Roy, this is me...



Sorry that is one of my most gayest photos ever. Not that I am saying there is anything wrong with being gay, my mum is gay (no joke).

Anyway (side tracked) I am a stupid student lame-O, which love a hell of a lot of strange things, nothing really normal, well it is normal just everyone else is weird!

So the best way to describe myself is to let you know the things I like...So here goes...

Food
Alcohol
Sleeping
Video Games
Darts
Snooker
Animation
Animating (doing it myself)
Music
Making Music
Programming
Intellectual Debates
Technology
Project
Building anything from visually too geeky
Watching episodes of series
Films.....Love Films can not stress enough on films!
Working behind a bar and in a kitchen (weirdly enough)
Talking about my piercings (there is not that many actually, only three)
Video Editing all of that stuff like CGI
Making people laugh, laughter is great, and I try my hardest to make a joke
Females, I love females, all females do not care, most men are horrible

and probably some other stuff but can not remember right now.

I started going on IRC destructoid because of one of my friends, then I had the pleasure of meeting some great people down at the London Eurogamer Expo 09, now I actually know what destructoid is (and not just the one on IRC).

With regards to video games, I hate them!!!!

or not really, I love video games, especcially the classics I used to play when I was growing up on my sega mega drive, the first every Gameboy, PS 1 and my old old old Windows for Working groups PC that ran on DoS and windows had to be booted from DoS. So I had a few DoS games as well, but anyway like I was saying, Games are just great, there relaxing more than anything, unless they do not work...of course! I would say I am very open when it comes to games, I will give any game a go, despite having a PS3 at the moment. Even know I have found to be a bit bias when its squeals or re-makes of games I played as a child, good example of that is Final Fantasy, I would probably really enjoy them, but because of a bad experience I had as a child, It has put me off!

Anyway, that is enough about me, I do not know if I will write any bloggs, or do anything much on the website, but I may attempt and quickly be shot down.

I am always on skype so add me and I'll chat royston.malcomber

Roy

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Introduction
Malcor | 5:40 PM on 02.17.2010 27 comments




Hello I am Roy this is an introduction blog, so if you don’t want to know who I am then exit now. I plan to actually write some blogs, but because of my lack of “Basic English” the writing will be terrible, oh and the spelling/grammar will be corrected by Word.

If you want to know about me then you can look at my profile I have written a load of s**t in there about me, I just thought I would say hello and some of the stuff I have been doing in the 6 months of joining Destructoid.

The first time I really got introduced into destructoid was because of my friend Hammertiem, who forced me to go down to London with him to meet dtoiders in the UK at the London Eurogamer Expo. This was one of the best experiences of my life meeting a bunch of randoms from the internet but also one of the most embarrassing, when Pheonix, Anus Mcphanus and I where sat in the hostel waiting for people to turn up, and talking about Mikey arriving. I asked who, she replied with the person who does the dtoid comic, me trying not to seem such a tit I just nodded. After that moment of intense heart palpitations and feeling really bad for not knowing this icon, I thought It would be a good idea to do some research into the people that accepted me very quickly.

At eurogamer I brought my video camera with me, nice little 1080p HDD camera and recorded a lot of footage of walking, then for the next few events continued and seemed to of got the responsibility of camera man. Even though the past two times I have just given the camera to Hammer, Anus and Shakey, which I do feel bad about because I should be doing it. So next event I have decided I will do all the recording and keep the walking down to a minimum. With all that in mind and gathering footage, I control the DtoidUK youtube channel, and create short compilations of footage, oh and a random one of me.

http://www.youtube.com/dtoiduk

I have come up with a few ideas for “DtoidUK” that have been passed on to Pheonix, and I have made great friends with the meet ups, If you do want to find me I am nearly always in IRC and nearly Always in Skype, because of my amount of time on Skype I am the official SKYPE MASTER, no not really, but I do Skype an awful lot. I thought I would post a few videos from the dtoidUK channel, hopefully you would’ve seen them by now, but if not here there are. I do plan to do a lot more in the film, editing and authoring process for dtoiduk, but there just ideas at the moment.



I love Americans................wait what? I love talking to all those crazy Americans from IRC on Skype, Bigby in particular; well Bigby on Skype is actually him ranting about an iconic comic being ruined by Michael Bay. I also love hearing the history of destructoid, very interesting hearing the “Old timers” talk about moments that have been and gone.

I’m sorry I am just rabbling on, bye

Malcor





and.. me in the snow



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Volkarin's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2010 17:58
Volkarin
Hey it's Roy and you did your first c-blog T-T anyways don't suck and stop sending me photos from 4chan.
Ian Roberts's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2010 18:03
Ian Roberts
Welcome to the Cblogs old boy and as is customary I offer you a hearty "don't suck". :)
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2010 18:20
mourning orange
Well done, sir.
Ecks90's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2010 18:22
Ecks90
What Shakey andg to Volkarin said, and its...interesting to chat Skype
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2010 18:32
Justice
That snow video is amazing, also NEEDZ MOAR GANGBANGZ!
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2010 18:36
de BLOO
Welcome aboard chav!

:3
Corican's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2010 18:38
Corican
Faptastic
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2010 19:22
Anus Mcphanus
I had no idea you were still so new to Dtoid at the Eurogamer expo! You did go awfully quiet after we told you who Mikey was :-P

Great first blog post Dtoid UK Vidmaster!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2010 19:31
Niero
I salute you sir!
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2010 20:29
Elsa
Welcome to Dtoid! :)
beverlynoelle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2010 20:37
beverlynoelle
The fact that you described your own photo as being "one of (the) gayest photos ever" makes you tops in my book. WELL DONE!
beverlynoelle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2010 20:38
beverlynoelle
Also, I completely messed up the quote even though it was on the same mf'ing page. Take away my cite-master crown :(
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2010 20:44
njsykora
Malcor: DtoidUK's Resident Chav
JohZho's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2010 21:57
JohZho
Grammar isn't corrected in Word, right?
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2010 22:57
CelicaCrazed
Welcome to the C-Blogs.
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2010 23:22
mid3vol
tits or gtfo.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2010 04:16
Mr Wrighty 987
Needs more boobies, also welcome.
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2010 06:00
Hollie Bennett
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us....
Darkandroid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2010 06:19
Darkandroid
Hey there!
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2010 10:23
BS3 Owner
Atheistium can haz BaconIceBergLettuceCheezburga!? Amazing.
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2010 16:30
Sean Carey
Malcor! Good to see you in the cblawgs.
MrChewie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2010 17:47
MrChewie
Lily Allen's Little Brother!!
MrChewie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2010 17:53
MrChewie
I <3 you
Malcor's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2010 07:34
Malcor
Thank you every one for a warm welcome.
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