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I figured a little introduction was in order in case people were curious. My name is Chris (Magnalon) and I have been enjoying Destructoid avidly since 2008. I finally decided to make an account and start blogging in January of 2009.

I'm in my 20s, I'm married, and I've been playing games since I was 4. I still remember buying my own NES system at Sears and going home and playing Mario/Duck Hunt. Fast forward to the present, my wife and I now own a PS3 and 360, and in the winter of 2009, we bought a Wii simply so we could play New Super Mario Brothers Wii. As far as contemporary systems go, I also own an iPhone 4 (which I game on very heavily - check out HookChamp), a DS, a 3DS, the Kinect, the PS Move, and a PSP-2000. If I had to choose a system I had the "best times" with, it would be a two way tie between the Sega Dreamcast and Sony Playstation 2. My favorite game series is Mega Man Classic, but I own every Metal Gear, Devil May Cry, Zelda, and Resident Evil game ever released in the US, so it's a close call!

There are too many good games out to count now, but recently I've been itching to play my backlog of old PS2 action titles. I'll play anything and everything action-adventure, so if you have a game in mind, drop me a line! I have strong opinions regarding the financial decisions of many publishers, but at the end of the day, I'm willing to give anything a chance; especially if it comes recommended by a community member.

Oh; and in 2012 I started contributing to Destructoid.

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My top 20 games (in no particular order)

Resident Evil 5
Fallout: New Vegas
Dragon Age: Origins
Dark Souls
Demon's Souls
Skies of Arcadia
Lunar 1 and 2 (too hard to decide)
World of Warcraft: All Expansions
Super Mario Galaxy 2
Bayonetta
Tenchu 2
Devil May Cry 3
Phantasy Star Online
Ape Escape 1
Rockman and Forte (Megaman and Bass)
God Hand
Jet Set Radio Future
Ikaruga
Donkey Kong Country
Final Fantasy Tactics

Bonus:

Batman: Arkham City
The Elder Scrolls IV: Skyrim
Metal Gear Solid 4
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
Bastion
Mass Effect
Super Mario Galaxy
Assassin's Creed II
Onimusha 3
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Ninja Gaiden Black (Xbox)
Power Stone 2
No More Heroes 2
Mass Effect 2
Disgaea 3
Final Fantasy X
Okami
Bujingai: The Forsaken City
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Odin Sphere
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy Kong's Quest
Super Mario 64
Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence
Call of Duty: World at War
Call of Duty: Black Ops
Jeanne d'Arc
Half Minute Hero
Super Meat Boy
Jamestown: Legend of the Lost Colony
L.A. Noire
VVVVVV
Outland (XBLA/PSN)
Shantae: Risky's Revenge
Mighty Flip Champs
Child of Eden
Shadows of the Damned
Knights of the Old Republic (KOTOR)
Star Wars: The Old Republic
Rayman: Origins
Pushmo

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2012 - Resident Evil

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I am a Resident Evil Fanboy - Plus bonus Retrospective
Chris Carter | 11:24 AM on 03.05.2009 14 comments


I admit it, I'm a Resident Evil fanboy. Even if Resident Evil 6 has the same stop and shoot controls, I will love it. I got out of control in a recent topic regarding the controls, and seeing as I'm obviously biased, I shouldn't have. I can see where everyone is coming from regarding the controls and I respect your opinion. Now, on to the retrospective!



With Gametrailers doing a full-on retrospective for Resident Evil, it would be hard to top that. Instead, I'm presenting to you one of the finest extra modes in gaming: Mercenaries. The objective is simple enough: make it through a gauntlet of zombies and creatures with a time limit. Think you can handle it?

It all started with Resident Evil 1....



It was simply called the "Battle Game". You could unlock it by either by beating the main game, or by using a cheat code with a second controller (hold X, Y, and Z and press Start at the title screen). Considering Resident Evil 1 was the first huge survival horror game, this mode was a blast! Unlike the main story, where you could spend as much as 10-15 minutes not blowing away zombies, this mode was all about undead Armageddon. Resident Evil's battle game was considerably different than it's successors. There is less emphasis on action, and a more limited amount of pickups throughout the game.

In what could be considered one of the first "3D time trials", you were given a ranking depending on how much health you had, and items you had left after completion. Unlike future iterations of the game, this mode was purely for fun; you didn't unlock anything by beating it. Hilariously enough, if you ever played this mini-game you'll remember "Zombie Wesker", an infamous enemy that took almost all your ammo to defeat.

Playable Characters:

* Chris Redfield
* Jill Valentine



Then Resident Evil 2 gave it a face



The Fourth Survivor- HUNK is one of the biggest, and enigmatic names in Resident Evil. He's actually an Umbrella Operative, that was attacked by the Mutated William Birkin (One of Umbrella's Top Scientists). We never even see his face until the offshoot "Umbrella Chronicles"; he's kind of like Resident Evil's "silent Knight". In Fourth Survivor, HUNK has to make it from the sewer entrance to the Racoon City PD's helipad. The main difference between this game and Battle Mode is that you have extremely limited ammo. As a result, most of this game is spent doing what I used to call "barry sanders-ing". Translation: juke those zombie suckas! Everyone to this day recognizes Hunk due to his iconic mask, and if you haven't seen him until now; the more you know!



The Tofu Survivor - The names "HUNK & Tofu" go hand in hand for Resident Evil fans. In Tofu survivor, you play the "blue beret" Tofu, and must reach the rescue chopper on time. It plays out exactly like HUNK's mission, except you're a giant piece of Tofu.

SPOILERS
Hunk eats Tofu!


Extreme Battle - Found in the Dual Shock version of Resident Evil 2, this particular game came after the above two mini-games that were featured in the shipped version. It played out just like Fourth Survivor, except you got to play as different characters, and it had a quasi-story. In this mode, you have to plant anti-virus bombs around the Police Department. There are also three difficulty settings that are unlocked; for the first time, a Resident Evil mini-game had incentive to "keep" unlocking. For added replay value, each character had a different weapon and item set.

Playable Characters:

* Leon
* Claire
* Ada
* Chris

Resident Evil 3 Improved it



The Mercenaries - Operation: Mad Jackal- While previous mini-games were played for fun, Operation Mad Jackal actually impacted the main game. Every time you beat Mad Jackal you would accrue cash to spend on new items for the regular game. Additionally, the main character for the first time wasn't playable. Instead, you had to choose from three UCBS soldiers that were part of the main game's story. Like "Extreme Battle", Mad Jackal had different item sets for each character, but this time they greatly varied between each other, creating clear cut "begginer, medium, and veteran" choices. You'll also find survivors to rescue in this mode that drop items. You add time to your clock when you defeat enemies. Strategy was key in Mad Jackal: some enemies were better to run past, and some were neccesary to kill for time. Like all previous versions of Mercenaries, the map was a one way street.

In a huge way, Mercenaries mode was begging to shape up into a full-fledged main menu game, and not just a secondary "option".

Playable Characters:

* Carlos - Standard weapons, with 3 herbs (Moderate difficulty).
* Mikhail- Every major weapon in the game, with one herb (Beginner difficulty).
* Nicholai - Has little in the weapon department, but has 3 first-aid sprays (Expert difficulty).

Resident Evil Code Veronica revived it



Battle Game: Resident Evil Code Veronica saught to resurrect the magic of the original battle game, and added a few features. An unlockable first-person viewpoint was added, in addition to increasing the total character count to five. Code Veronica's version also adds a unique boss for every character to fight at the end of each session. For all intents and purposes, every character plays the same, which is kind of a disappointment considering how Capcom had every opportunity to improve. The only particular feature I really felt stood out is the ability to play as Albert Wesker, but that was mostly fan-service.

Playable Characters:

* Claire Redfield
* Alternate Claire
* Chris Redfield
* Steve Burnside
* Albert Wesker

Resident Evil 4 near perfected it



The Mercenaries: Resident Evil finalized the way we look at mercenaries mode today. It took the magic of Mad Jackal, and greatly improved upon it. Unlike previous versions, you add time to your clock by picking up special "clock items", and this time, instead of merely running through the same "one way street", you were dropped into a large map and told simply: "survive!" Now instead of carefully planning your escape route, enemies could come at you from all sides! In this definitive version, 4 levels and 5 playable characters are unlocked. You were also more inclined to play it again because secret items were hidden all across the different maps. There is no "finish line" Resident Evil 4's mercenaries mode but there is sort of an "end" that has unique bosses when the stage is winding down.

Playable Characters:

* Leon Kennedy
* Ada Wong
* Jack Krauser
* HUNK
* Albert Wesker

The best part of Resident Evil 4's iteration is that the extra characters all have special abilities. Krauser can use his infected arm to charge enemies occasionally, HUNK has a neck breaker one-hit kill attack, and Wesker has a special thrust punch that destroys almost every enemy in front of him. It plays completely different depending on the character you choose, allowing it to have near endless replay value. Here's hoping to Resident Evil 5 following the same path....

What to expect in Resident Evil 5?



I do know a few details regarding Resident Evil 5's mercenaries mode but I don't want to spoil them. There are 10 different "characters", but most of them are different skins. RE5's Mercenaries is also confirmed only to have split-screen play. It looks like Resident Evil 4's derivative has made a return, with a few surprises. Thankfully, this mode, unlike the main game, can be played solo, and J.J the mini-gun totin' boss from RE4 also makes a return! I hope that this version makes some improvements over RE4's system, although we can't really tell yet. I hope you enjoyed this retrospective: now go out and replay these games! Resident Evil 5 is only a week away.



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Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:23
Bulkmailer
How do you feel about the movies? I've never played a Resident Evil game but I've seen all the movies for some reason even though they are pretty mediocre.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:33
Mushman
I too am a Resi Evil fanboy, and in being one, felt as if the controls for five are fine! Seriously, I have no problem with them.

But, sadly my budget does not allow the purchase of five when it comes out, but as soon as the game drops 10 pounds in price, BOOM, it's mine. :)

Good blog, the only Mercenary mode I fully 'completed' was 4's, I loved the hell out of it. :)
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:38
Chris Carter
@Bulkmailer

To avoid offending anyone; I'll just say I didn't like them.

Reboot the movie franchise with a true mansion movie, then we're talking!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:38
MrSadistic
Man the movies were awful.

As a matter of fact, even though I think of myself as a "fan" of the series, I've never played any of the "non-canon" games with maybe the exception of Survivor. Then again, I'm pretty sure every RE game is canon worthy (with maybe the wtf-exception of Gaiden). Oh and I've never played RE:0 either. I'm kinda embarrassed about that one.

With that said, even though the camera is poop and I didn't care much for RE 4, I'm still picking up RE 5 because the story interests me.
Jack Kelly's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 12:54
Jack Kelly
all of my japanese xbox friends have completed it already! grr so jealous, the 13th cant come quick enough!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 13:13
mix
I really did not like Code Veronica at all and I own, I think, ALL the Resident Evils except the gun survivor ones *shudders*

Resident Evil WAS the reason I bought a Playstation but I'm just not that excited for RE5 and I am going to wait before I buy it as Killzone is keeping me busy. I do wish that I was more excited for RE5 though :(
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 14:59
Dimly
This is great, nice one Mag.

As far as Code Veronica goes, that is the only game that would continuously kick my ass. To this day that game is still a tough one.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:27
Holyetheline
This is an amazingly beautiful blog. I'm so stoked for RE 5!
Krow-Kupo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 17:43
Krow-Kupo
This really took me back to nearly wetting myself as a grade student in the 90's. Thanks Magnalon. Now I suppose I should get around to finally trying the mercenaries mode in RE4.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 18:19
Artemus
This blog was well written...
Nice for a change!
Yea - I, too, am a Resi fanboy...
The game could have still looked and played like RE:2 and I would still buy and play the damn thing!
RE:5 looks like a helluva lotta fun! Having fun is one of the main reasons we play games, right?!
Can't wait!
Capcom... I love you!
Drack48's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2009 15:31
Drack48
@Mag: Great blog. I'm too much of a wuss for the mercenary modes. I've played through all the games except 0. The character swap thing was too much for me in that one.

Also, I don't think you were being a fanboy or out of control at all in your posts. I agreed with pretty much everything you said.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2009 16:21
Chris Carter
@Drack48

I should never come off as trolling again though. It's kind of a losing battle for supporters of the controls; it wasn't worth getting worked up over.
Drack48's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2009 16:52
Drack48
@Mag: Ya, but don't apologize to them for being passionate man, it's their loss. It's all inhale new game, bitch, and move on with those guys.. But yes, it's a losing battle. I don't mean to hijack your blog with this nonsense, just wanted to express my support. We all know what we will be doing next Friday!
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