Ok gais! Time for a totally awesome review! This will be a series of video game reviews for games that are my absolute FAAAVE!! And totally amazing.
#4. Counter-Strike
If you like gunz and pew pew non lazurz, you'll love Counter-Strike. This game is filled with totally bland and boring action like "OMFGZ RUSH"
and "NOOOOB" but it's totally the best game ever because it's in CAL and people make munnies with it D:
If I would give Counter-Strike or "CS" anything, i'd give it a 4.......................................................out of 5 (see wut i did thar? lulz)
Next PC Game Review: Quake
by the way, I fucking hate this game.
CS is one thing, it was fun when it was first released for a bit then it got old.
Mentioning CS and Quake in the same post is womp womp. Lol.
When niggas speculate what the fuck 'Pac would say
You don't know shit, about a dead mans perspective
And talking shit will get your neck bone disconnected
Disrespected niggas don't show no love
Why you trying to be hardcore, you fucking homo-thug
And don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote
Cause if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke
I choke your friends in front of you, to prove that you fallen off
And you won't do shit about it, like the church during the holocaust
Kalashnikov machine gun flow that I fire
Obnoxious until they shoot me on the day I retire"
Uh, son! Don't make me go all vato loco on jour ass! Horale, meng! I can quote rappers (better rappers) too, foo'. And I can rhyme, where's my dime?
I'm a go and take a cold shower with my blue rubber duck. He's fucking hardcore, meng. Take that shit and post it on MAIS SPAIS (Myspace).
Loss of epicness.
Loss of epicness.