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REVENGEANCE: The 2013 Award for Screwjob of the year goes to Destructoid

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DESTRUCTOID SCREWED PLATINUM GAMES

I don't know which one of you is responsible for it, but I'll get ya. Might be Zimmerman with that shady mustache, or Andy Dixon with those ridiculously lewd underpants, but one of you is responsible.

I get why MGR couldn't win Game of the year, but to not even be nominated for best soundtrack

LISTEN TO THIS MOTHERFUCKING SONG




RULES OF NATURE

GODDAMMIT, I DON'T KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS NOT BEING INDUCTED, BUT I'M TAKING YOU PUNKS DOWN

ALSO, WHAT THE HELL WAS UP WITH THE ACTION GAME OF THE YEAR AWARD? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SHITE




TOMB FUCKING AN OYSTER RAIDER???

THE GAME IS A POOR MAN'S UNCHARTED. ALL THE ACTION IS FOCUSED ON SHOOTING DUDES WITH GUNS.

LOOK AT THE ACTION IN MGR: 



That motherfucker just RAN ON MISSILES, SLICED OFF THE ARM OF A GIANT ROBOT, RAN DOWN THE SIDE OF A BUILDING AND CUT SAID ROBOT IN HALF. THAT HAPPENS IN THE PROLOGUE OF THE GAME

IN THE PROLOGUE OF TOMB RAIDER YOU GET POKED WITH A STICK AND A DUDE GETS CRUSHED BY A ROCK

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK


MGR WAS SCREWED. 

WAS. SCREWEEEED.
I DEMAND ONE MORE MATCH. ONE ON ONE. ME AND HAMZA.
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About LukasRocksone of us since 8:10 AM on 08.13.2012

Dude, my first console was the mother****ing Master System. How AWESOME is that?
Anyway, I'm here because gamefaqs kicked me out (How hardcore do you have to be for gamefaqs to kick you out? [Not too much])
Oh, and just so you know (You're dying to know), my favorite game series are: Castlevania, Metal Gear, _____ of Mana and any Megaten game.
Also, my username has nothing to do with George Lukas. He's an A-hole.
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