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Life doing its usual thing to me. You feelin' it, too?



I think Vanessa could take Samus.


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Roughly Ten Things About Me:
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I'm an European-Asian male living under the rule of a monarchy.

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I am not a writer; I am a crayonologist. I enjoy shredding paper with pencils. It's extremely cathartic.

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I'm very passionate about reading, it helps me pretend I'm English (wot wot). My favourite book is Alexandre Dumas' "The Count of Monte Cristo".

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I love listening to music on trains, in parks, sprawled out on my bed and during gaming. I like any genre; favourite artists include: Underworld, James Brown, The Police, David Gray, The Kinks, Johnny Cash, Foo Fighters and Jimi Hendrix.

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I adore film and popcorn. Popcorn slightly more. I couldn't pick a favourite film but I do tend to shy away from horror. Oh, fuggit I'll name-drop Leon and Gladiator.

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Like fellow Dtoiders I also game.

| My Top Ten | My GOAT Game | My Sega Saturn |
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Other things include: drinking too much tea, unashamedly singing poorly, making shallow attempts at keeping fit, and thinking too much.

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Finally, I'm an enthusiastic cook. Currently obsessed with making quiche. Was obsessed with focaccia.


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This week it's some sort of special occassion, people are talking in hushed tones and children are laughing with delight in anticipation. That's right it's time for one of my contest blogs. Yay. I mean, YAY! Ugh, it's a lazy afternoon here and I am sipping tea whilst having my very first xmas on my own. I'll see my family and friends soon - should've gone today, but I wanted to see what it felt like not having anyone around on the day itself. Yeah, it suuucks.

You know what doesn't suck? Free stuff.

For this edition of Caption Contest I am going to mention the prize up-front so you know what you're getting.

The Witcher 3



A DRM-free digital download of the game from GOG. Here's a link below with much more information that I cannot be bothered to re-type out here. It's pretty swaggery. Yeah, I can't believe I used that word too.

http://www.gog.com/thewitcher3/en

You do get a ton of free stuff, so read it through and ponder if it is for you. Fair warning though, the game is not released until MAY 2015... So it will be some time before you receive it.
You will need to provide an email for me to send you the link; make a new email address if you want (just to be safe), but you can trust me, I'm sensible.

There is also a runner up's prize which is:

Cuphead

http://cupheadgame.com

Also a 2015 release (hopefully). So you won't feel too left out. 1st place winner has the option to choose between the two gifts, just incase the The Witcher series isn't for you.

No special rules here, just make a caption for the picture below as usual
, make the community laugh, get some upvotes, win shit. What's not to like? So without further ado...

Let's get silly!

Simple game: I regularly post a picture, you caption it.

The winner is the comment with the most upvotes. The winner will also receive a non-mystery prize for their efforts this week.

 

What is going on here?

 

You can if you want but there's no need to save the picture and graft text on to it, just leave your captions (in your own style) in the comments below, kinda like so:

Comment example:

Raiden: "Blah."
Snake: "Blah."

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 Rules

1. I've met some truly wonderful people, and some not so wonderful people. Thank TPTB for the former.

2. I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four.

3. Good Luck. (Don't say thank you!)

4. There is no Turbo Man doll.

5. Happy Holidays!

Caption Competition is open to all globally. That includes Santa cuz he's fucking real! *sobs*
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Last time's winner is... SirNinjaFace!

SirNinjaFace sneaks past the slumbering weak to turn down fame, fortune and glory in order to leave no trace of his victory! Well done!

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A quick message to all the lovely folks who take time to read my blogs: thank you. If you've read this blog then please upvote people making captions. No need to fap (heart) this blog but please do check back and upvote the partcipants. I thank you, kindly.
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Why is there music? To help get your creative juices flowing and you all fired up to make awesome captions.

This week's music is provided by Dtoid's very own Tonich and his band, The Heckfish.









Let's get silly!

Simple game: I regularly post a picture, you caption it.

The winner is the comment with the most upvotes. The winner will also receive a mystery prize for their efforts.

 It sure has been a while, I didn't forget! I've watched so many people get fired from work, it's crazy. A while back I mentioned something about thieves among us, well, they are gone. All half a dozen of 'em. I'm gaining more trust and responsibility and weight. Fun. Working 12 hour days but the pay is good.
Speaking of pay, been playing PayDay to death and recruiting the feck out-ta everyone I meet. Sent Opium a game on his wish-list for being such a jolly German and gifted the leftovers to awesome friends on my steam list and in response, last night, we were mounting each other like there was no tomorrow. We were playing that game Mount Your Friends! Not sexing. I swear. It's so silly and soo much fun. I wish I could buy more copies and gift them but Gaben won't allow it.

I have not had much time for anything else, keeping up with family and friends has been a struggle and limited when possible. I have tried to catch up with blogs too but you guys write more than I can digest. Nice to see some new faces and old ones back too.

Trying to keep it short, cuz you have shit to do. So let's get on with it.

 

The stories these two could tell.

 

 
You can if you want but there's no need to save the picture and graft text on to it, just leave your captions (in your own style) in the comments below, kinda like so:

Comment example:

Righty: "Blah."
Lefty: "Blah."

I don't know their names, sorry.

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 Rules

1. Never give up.

2. Blame others. Ha ha, nah, don't do that.

3. Don't fake it.

4. Be braver, take that chance.

5. When in doubt, make tea.

Caption Competition is open to all globally. That includes the dudette behind you and their persona.
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Last time's winner is... GoofierBrute!

GoofierBrute breaks free from the pack and barges his way to victory! Well done! Now check your PMs. (Hopefully you did some time ago.)

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A quick message to all the lovely folks who take time to read my blogs: thank you. If you've read this blog then please upvote people making captions. No need to fap (heart) this blog but please do check back and upvote the partcipants. I thank you, kindly.
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Why is there music? To help get your creative juices flowing and you all fired up to make awesome captions.









El Dango wrote a blog based on a blog Jinx wrote based on a blog Overlord Hoffman wrote which in turn spurred me to wrote a blog. Rote.

Here's a list of things I want gifted am thankful for and looking forward to:

Metal Gear Solid V
Big Boss rides out one last time with shy new co-worker Big Boobs. Everyone gets dry-throat.

Never Alone (Kisima Ingitchuna)
Because one Fox hole is never enough. Nyuk nyuk.

Elegy for a Dead World
A game about making shit up and leaving graffiti about.

Biohazard HD
Aaannnd we go back back forth 'n' forth, into the mansion again. This time with better prescription bifocals.

Star Fox Wii U
Finally some more furry fur on fur action with pads and wrist flicks. Oh my.

Splatoon
Don't ink yourself. What are you waiting for? Don't ink, just shoot! Ahaha, ink puns. My life is great. *sigh*

BloodBorne
Thankfully nothing to do with Matt Damon.

Uncharted 4
There's always time for another one last time.

No Man's Sky
That's right you misogynist fucks women like sky too. Ummm hmm!

Rainbow6| Siege
If only it was about a royal rumble featuring six R. Mikas.

ScaleBound
It just looks sexy, okay. Like a scaley Guyver x monster stabbing game.

Honourable mentions:

  • Resident Evil 7
  • Devil May Cry 5
  • Rime
  • Quantum Break
  • Mortal Kombat X
  • Bushido Blade 4 (there is a third one)
  • God Hand 2 (it's my list I'll put whatever I want on it)

As you can see there is a lot to be thankful for. I realise there is a lot of gaming history to reflect back on and be grateful for but there is also so much more to look forward to. Yes, we have monsterous backlogs to defeat but we also have shiny new things to distract us from the misery of finding the time to traipse through them. There's a bittersweet factor to the whole thing. Aw, sad now.

I also want to thank my mum for everything she's done for me; Papa Niero for Destructoid; and you, dear reader, for spending part of your day with me. Thank you.









Let's get silly!

Simple game: I regularly post a picture, you caption it.

The winner is the comment with the most upvotes. The winner will also receive a mystery prize for their efforts.

 

Let's eavesdrop on these two.

 

 
You can if you want but there's no need to save the picture and graft text on to it, just leave your captions (in your own style) in the comments below, kinda like so:

Comment example:

Tingle: "Blah-loo-limpah!"
Link: "...?"

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 Rules

1. Don't give sweets to kids after Halloween, you'll get in trouble with the police.

2. Do wear awesome costumes that are way too revealing.

3. You may not survive this blog if you say "I'll be right back".

4. Don't bury dead bodies in your own back yard. Duh.

5. Gonna slow this blog down a little and make it a fortnightly deal from now on. I don't have enough free time to keep up with certain things. You'll survive.

Caption Competition is open to all globally. That includes Norman Bates' mother.
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Last Week's Winner is... ShadeOfLight OpiumHerz!

Opiumherz snorts victory away from a charitable ShadeOfLight! Well done! Now check your PMs.

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A quick message to all the lovely folks who take time to read my blogs: thank you. If you've read this blog then please upvote people making captions. No need to fap (heart) this blog but please do check back and upvote the partcipants. I thank you, kindly.
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Why is there music? To help get your creative juices flowing and all fired up to make awesome captions. Fuck else did you expect. Happy halloween everyone!








Luckrequired
10:01 PM on 10.24.2014

This is one of those problems where I'm not sure which is the right thing to do. I can't please everyone and I will piss off someone. I have a dilemma that is bugging the crap out of me and need some opinions but more importantly I need reasons why.

 

I can't go into specifics or names because I don't know who the feck is reading the internet these days. One of you could be a neighbour, co-worker or family member.

 

Simply put, someone is doing something they shouldn't be at work and I, among others, have figured out who it is. When the time comes do I say something or not? We can't stay out of it because we all risk losing our jobs, thanks to the selfish actions of one dumbass. Management will drag us all in one by one for individual meetings eventually no matter how much I try to fade into the background. My good friend is also being falsely accused of the wrong-doing and I certainly do not want to see them fired. Ugh.

 

Here's the silly part: snitch and you lose peer respect (even my good friend doesn't want to tell), don't tell and all nine of us in our department may lose our jobs. I just started this new job and I can't afford to lose it now.

 

Is being a rat really that bad? This isn't prison. Why is it so bad to do the right thing?









Let's get silly!

Simple game: I regularly post a picture, you caption it.

The winner is the comment with the most upvotes. The winner will also receive a mystery prize for their efforts.

 

What are these guys playing at?

 

 
You can if you want but there's no need to save the picture and graft text on to it, just leave your captions (in your own style) in the comments below, kinda like so:

Comment example:

Pikmin: "Blah!!!"
Kirby: "Blah???"

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 Rules

1. I have been failing behind on blogs, so don't be surprised by late replies to your blogs.

2. Why do random people creep up behind you and try to out pace you while you're out walking? Weirdos.

3. Or those oncoming dumbasses who just walk into your path and expect you to move out of their way now, like they're some kind of fat Kirby. Suckers.

4. I feel like Akira'ing crazy cyclists off their bicycles sometimes.

5. Bit miserable this week, cuz it's so cold and I want to hug you all.

Caption Competition is open to all globally. That includes Mrs Robinson.
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Last Week's Winner is... RenaudB90!


Sacré bleu, with this entry RenaudB90 crusades to victory! Well done! Now check your PMs.

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A quick message to all the lovely folks who take time to read my blogs: thank you. If you've read this blog then please upvote people making captions. No need to fap (heart) this blog but please do check back and upvote the partcipants. I thank you, kindly.
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Why is there music? To help get your creative juices flowing and all fired up to make awesome captions. Thunder. Thunder! THUNDER! THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!