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3:15 PM on 08.28.2007

Calling all Robotz, Plz come in robotz.

POST PIRAHNALULZ This mean you take cocks, pirahna's with cocks, or just pirahnas.

Lol this=pirahna. Now make with the funny. I want action packed lulcomedygold.


12:56 AM on 08.21.2007

@Agent Chieftain

And I quote. "Both. Fuck fanboys. Literally. In the mouth."

@Agent Chieftain Lulz hai thur. First off, assfuck fanboys. Second off, you are correct sir in your method, but not complete. This brings me back to my first point, fanboyism is bad. Thus. If Chad Warden is a fanboy then that means that fanboys support Chad Warden. Plz. Dew nawt support Chad Warden.


1:16 AM on 08.20.2007


Best commerical ever.   read

4:12 PM on 08.10.2007


Well I've drawn back and forth between one of the biggest questions I think I've asked myself since what I wanted to do with my life. I've saved up enough money and have enough to either do a 360 elite or a PS3 60G.

The Playstation 3 or the XBOX 360?

The 360 was a nogo for awhile because of the failure rate, I even had one that failed on me. But now their remaking them? I loved games like Condemned: Criminal Origins, one of my favorites. I do like Halo, not so much on the multiplayer sometimes. I can also play some of my favorite games like Indigo Prophecy and Chronicles of Riddick, so forth. The Capcom exsclusives are huge for me as well, both Dead Rising and Lost Planet were great games. Gears of War is the biggest one though, not only is the singleplayer amazing but the multiplayer is pretty solid over all as well. Xbox Live is so user friendly where as I'm not experienced with Sony's online interface, which will then bring me to the Playstation 3.

With the PS3 it looks great, my family just got a really nice TV not too long ago and I think that would be sort of neat to see really either of these great consoles to their full potential on a high-def TV. I wonder if it makes Madden sound dumber :[

The PS3 has a lack of games as of now but it's only been out for about a year roughly. Metal Gear Solid is one of my favorite titles of all time and I will play MGS4 even if I have to beg them to let me stay a little longer at Gamestop.I could go on and on about the game titles I love for the PS3 that are future releases but you get the point regardless. It's very exspensive obviously, but is it really worth its dollar value? I haven't done much research on Blue-ray.

MY CONCLUSION: If I still have your attention then this is what I have sort of made a decision into a compromise. What if I got a PS3 and added some more memory to my computer and them bought the wireless controller adapter and a 360 controller so I could play GoW and 360 games like that? Any more input I'm missing or any other pointers that you guys could educate me on? All is deeply thanked in advanced.   read

1:05 AM on 08.04.2007

Dear Robots, Devil May Cry makes my wang happy.

Mindless move to move aka visa vie argo argo button mashing cu-cu-cu-COMBOEZ are so entertaining. Can't wait for the 4th installmint (mmm mints) shud be amaz1ng. Today arthas cum in my world of warcraft headlining news at the crack of noon.

Dear robots,

I trust in your judgement. Should I keep raiding? I need games. Other games. I need some RPG's or something of a survival horror calibur to entertain me. Raiding just seems different. I can't feel but help I'm in a different game since The Burning Crusade.Haircuts? Why? I understand that it adds dynamic to the game in a much different way but where did the good old days go? Raiding just isn't what it used to be because now an idiot can raid. All you have to do is get so much DKP and wait for your token. Where have the gud gaymz gone Destructoid?

Help me.
-Scott.   read

2:11 PM on 08.01.2007

Today was cold.

D's attention brought his eyes to the bell boy. "What? Banana flavorted monkey spit?" Detective Pip O'toole drags his fingers to a glistening viscus substance on the wall, he brought it to his nose for inspection. "All over gov', the lobby is practically covered in it and the manager is hysterical." D's thoughts overspoke the bell boy for a moment. "I knew it was that dame again, she was everywhere I went. We had a few run ins in the past but she always left me hanging some kind of monkey."

*Memory scene; fuzzy edges, ect*

We met in the summer of Love. Woodstock '99. She was working for the Jim Rose circus as an opening act for Nine Inch Nails. I'll never forget the moment I saw her for the first time, her hair blowing in the with her eyes bright, as she used her feet to peel a banana. Little did I know she would take me on the ride of my life.

*Cut to present; at the rainy street outside the Appleseed Hotel*

"And now she was back, and I'll bet my best banana that she was working for that scum, Flannigan McSugarpusee, the Don of the underworld crime syndacate." the bell boy looked lost "Excuse me sir?" D replied "Nothing Tommy, only monkey business."


1:45 AM on 08.01.2007

It's time to be a man, because I don't remember the boy.

The time has come to quit being a bitch. The time has come to own up to my own faults and face my addiction. No one else can help me except for myself, and only I can find what it is that I am searching for. Tonight is my first time in The Eye and I am worried.

I am worried that I will fail.

Only the present, defined by my actions, will bring the future to be. When Rob passed I remember the lack of any substance, only my thoughts. The future will be born through my actions and I present my best to prevail. I will be immortal.

I will not just be a dead in his grave.

It is time to act like a man.

I trust in Destructoid, and only in Destructoid. Only.




Is good when you only have 5$ to drink.   read

9:45 PM on 07.31.2007

The coming of a storm.

Maturity is a battle that I am slowly winning. My mind still wanders off like a kid in a toy store though. More and more I think about my dreams and then reality steps in like a boss at work. Dreams only show the desired result, not the work to make them come true. Everyday reveals something a little closer to what I need for my independence.

The more and more I read on this site I see insecurity. To be cool you have to be cold, but I don't mind being a loser. Sometimes I think I can see the future based off of the repetition of the present, most people will continue with mediocrity and are content with that. I will be immortal. Immortality can be obtained easier than expected; through the conciousness of others. Will anyone remember you? Would you want to even be remembered?

Damn those big red robot eyes....they seduce my senses and make me lower my defenses. They make me want to type improper grammar and act towards animalistic tendencies. Inside those eyes are the back of a metallic shell, one that only knows greatness.

He is immortal.

The Doors and Bacardi make Serpentshrine Cavern much more entertaining.   read

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