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My favorite games are Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Castlevania, Alone in the Dark, Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, Indigo Prophecy, Final Fantasy VI, Clocktower, Devil May Cry, Metal Gear Solid, and Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War.

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Lowtax | 2:11 PM on 08.01.2007 2 comments


D's attention brought his eyes to the bell boy. "What? Banana flavorted monkey spit?" Detective Pip O'toole drags his fingers to a glistening viscus substance on the wall, he brought it to his nose for inspection. "All over gov', the lobby is practically covered in it and the manager is hysterical." D's thoughts overspoke the bell boy for a moment. "I knew it was that dame again, she was everywhere I went. We had a few run ins in the past but she always left me hanging around.....like some kind of monkey."

*Memory scene; fuzzy edges, ect*

We met in the summer of Love. Woodstock '99. She was working for the Jim Rose circus as an opening act for Nine Inch Nails. I'll never forget the moment I saw her for the first time, her hair blowing in the with her eyes bright, as she used her feet to peel a banana. Little did I know she would take me on the ride of my life.


*Cut to present; at the rainy street outside the Appleseed Hotel*

"And now she was back, and I'll bet my best banana that she was working for that scum, Flannigan McSugarpusee, the Don of the underworld crime syndacate." the bell boy looked lost "Excuse me sir?" D replied "Nothing Tommy, only monkey business."





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