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7:49 PM on 09.24.2007

Fuck it.

I don't have the heart or the give a shit to post a bunch of dumb crap on a front story. I'll meet him, one day. I'll see the helmet. In Person. I swear on the hate of you asshats that pollute this site I'll meet him. And we will drink. Heavy style.

I'll see you jerks in hell.


11:14 PM on 09.23.2007

Racism. The political friendly kind.

Today I watched the Redskins play. Their new helmet is cool. And political friendly. Be sure not to piss anyone off. It's okay to say nigger and faggot hell even Niggerfaggot because it's got a link to the inside joke of what the fuckever Destructoid funnylolz. Shit I've even heard such good ideas as lets make the most racist game on the market and we can use racial stereotypes to do it. As long as it's in good humor. As long as I have laughter to dull my hate. Let's go for the gold.  As it stands, everyone is racist. All that matters is how far do you let your racism go before someone complains. But if you make it funny, stick some satire with it. It's okay.   read

2:09 AM on 09.14.2007

I need to know if any gamers are in stasis down south.

Are there any robots down south? Do I have to travel to see a real live robot? In the metal?

I want to see if Neiro really wears his helmet EverYwhere. Every. Where. Even to a titty club?

Coincedeeenz? I think nawt.   read

11:46 AM on 09.03.2007

Dear robots, I don't speak Japanese.

So just wondering but does anyone know the deal with imports? My dilemma is this: I was looking at that Crisis Core PSP or any Japenese PSP but I'm unsure about the deal with region coding for Sony. Same deal with Accent Core, I HAVE to get my Guilty Gear fix but I don't know if I can actually play it on an American PS2. Anyways can someone throw some feedback my way? I've done SOME research but unfortunatley gotten little helpful information.

Figure you jerks could help me out, bunch of cold hearted robots and whatnot.


12:55 AM on 08.29.2007


Oh sweet christ what is this bitch talking about

I'm sorry I'm still not getting the BBC video code right, I'm not even gonna try to make a nub out of myself more than I have.

Anyways this crazy slut is either so lit out of her mind from some phat columbian blow or she is just actually this stupid.   read

3:20 PM on 08.28.2007

Also, comicbooks.

Just wondering but seeing as how nothing good has come out latley I've been bored as hell. And raiding SSC. And reading comics, IF you don't read comics or give a nutsack then go back to your cold hearted childhoodless life on the internet bus. BUT if you do. Well then hai thur.

Anyways so I started reading < Planetary and it is fucking tight. Really. Really good stuff.

Anyone else dig on some Marvel? DC? Vertigo? Image?

On a side note.

A list of good shit=Dark Knight Returns, Amazing final chapter of batman. The Walking Dead, GREAT post modern apocalyptic opinion on every day life in the since that McDonalds=Zombies. TV=gone because the TV people are zombies. Everywhere=zombies. Fable, really fucked up twisted story tales in a sort of dark tone. Not goth, just dark. Civil War, (if for whatever reason you haven't read this) couple of superheroes are fighting some villans and blow up an entire city block and the government calls a registration act on all super heros; some are for it, some aren't, and people die. Thunderbolts (Macdonald "Mac" Gargan with the Venom costume, the early stuff is great too.), supervillans involved in the same registration act are paid by the government to use any force necessary to make the unregistered superheroes think differently.

But also, you cocks tell ME some good stuff that I might be missing IF you read comics.   read

3:15 PM on 08.28.2007

Calling all Robotz, Plz come in robotz.

POST PIRAHNALULZ This mean you take cocks, pirahna's with cocks, or just pirahnas.

Lol this=pirahna. Now make with the funny. I want action packed lulcomedygold.


12:56 AM on 08.21.2007

@Agent Chieftain

And I quote. "Both. Fuck fanboys. Literally. In the mouth."

@Agent Chieftain Lulz hai thur. First off, assfuck fanboys. Second off, you are correct sir in your method, but not complete. This brings me back to my first point, fanboyism is bad. Thus. If Chad Warden is a fanboy then that means that fanboys support Chad Warden. Plz. Dew nawt support Chad Warden.


1:16 AM on 08.20.2007


Best commerical ever.   read

4:12 PM on 08.10.2007


Well I've drawn back and forth between one of the biggest questions I think I've asked myself since what I wanted to do with my life. I've saved up enough money and have enough to either do a 360 elite or a PS3 60G.

The Playstation 3 or the XBOX 360?

The 360 was a nogo for awhile because of the failure rate, I even had one that failed on me. But now their remaking them? I loved games like Condemned: Criminal Origins, one of my favorites. I do like Halo, not so much on the multiplayer sometimes. I can also play some of my favorite games like Indigo Prophecy and Chronicles of Riddick, so forth. The Capcom exsclusives are huge for me as well, both Dead Rising and Lost Planet were great games. Gears of War is the biggest one though, not only is the singleplayer amazing but the multiplayer is pretty solid over all as well. Xbox Live is so user friendly where as I'm not experienced with Sony's online interface, which will then bring me to the Playstation 3.

With the PS3 it looks great, my family just got a really nice TV not too long ago and I think that would be sort of neat to see really either of these great consoles to their full potential on a high-def TV. I wonder if it makes Madden sound dumber :[

The PS3 has a lack of games as of now but it's only been out for about a year roughly. Metal Gear Solid is one of my favorite titles of all time and I will play MGS4 even if I have to beg them to let me stay a little longer at Gamestop.I could go on and on about the game titles I love for the PS3 that are future releases but you get the point regardless. It's very exspensive obviously, but is it really worth its dollar value? I haven't done much research on Blue-ray.

MY CONCLUSION: If I still have your attention then this is what I have sort of made a decision into a compromise. What if I got a PS3 and added some more memory to my computer and them bought the wireless controller adapter and a 360 controller so I could play GoW and 360 games like that? Any more input I'm missing or any other pointers that you guys could educate me on? All is deeply thanked in advanced.   read

1:05 AM on 08.04.2007

Dear Robots, Devil May Cry makes my wang happy.

Mindless move to move aka visa vie argo argo button mashing cu-cu-cu-COMBOEZ are so entertaining. Can't wait for the 4th installmint (mmm mints) shud be amaz1ng. Today arthas cum in my world of warcraft headlining news at the crack of noon.

Dear robots,

I trust in your judgement. Should I keep raiding? I need games. Other games. I need some RPG's or something of a survival horror calibur to entertain me. Raiding just seems different. I can't feel but help I'm in a different game since The Burning Crusade.Haircuts? Why? I understand that it adds dynamic to the game in a much different way but where did the good old days go? Raiding just isn't what it used to be because now an idiot can raid. All you have to do is get so much DKP and wait for your token. Where have the gud gaymz gone Destructoid?

Help me.
-Scott.   read

2:11 PM on 08.01.2007

Today was cold.

D's attention brought his eyes to the bell boy. "What? Banana flavorted monkey spit?" Detective Pip O'toole drags his fingers to a glistening viscus substance on the wall, he brought it to his nose for inspection. "All over gov', the lobby is practically covered in it and the manager is hysterical." D's thoughts overspoke the bell boy for a moment. "I knew it was that dame again, she was everywhere I went. We had a few run ins in the past but she always left me hanging some kind of monkey."

*Memory scene; fuzzy edges, ect*

We met in the summer of Love. Woodstock '99. She was working for the Jim Rose circus as an opening act for Nine Inch Nails. I'll never forget the moment I saw her for the first time, her hair blowing in the with her eyes bright, as she used her feet to peel a banana. Little did I know she would take me on the ride of my life.

*Cut to present; at the rainy street outside the Appleseed Hotel*

"And now she was back, and I'll bet my best banana that she was working for that scum, Flannigan McSugarpusee, the Don of the underworld crime syndacate." the bell boy looked lost "Excuse me sir?" D replied "Nothing Tommy, only monkey business."


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