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Fuck it.
Lowtax | 7:49 PM on 09.24.2007 13 comments


I don't have the heart or the give a shit to post a bunch of dumb crap on a front story. I'll meet him, one day. I'll see the helmet. In Person. I swear on the hate of you asshats that pollute this site I'll meet him. And we will drink. Heavy style.


I'll see you jerks in hell.


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Racism. The political friendly kind.
Lowtax | 11:14 PM on 09.23.2007 25 comments


Today I watched the Redskins play. Their new helmet is cool. And political friendly. Be sure not to piss anyone off. It's okay to say nigger and faggot hell even Niggerfaggot because it's got a link to the inside joke of what the fuckever Destructoid funnylolz. Shit I've even heard such good ideas as lets make the most racist game on the market and we can use racial stereotypes to do it. As long as it's in good humor. As long as I have laughter to dull my hate. Let's go for the gold.  As it stands, everyone is racist. All that matters is how far do you let your racism go before someone complains. But if you make it funny, stick some satire with it. It's okay.

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I need to know if any gamers are in stasis down south.
Lowtax | 2:09 AM on 09.14.2007 16 comments


Are there any robots down south? Do I have to travel to see a real live robot? In the metal?

I want to see if Neiro really wears his helmet EverYwhere. Every. Where. Even to a titty club?






Coincedeeenz? I think nawt.

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Dear robots, I don't speak Japanese.
Lowtax | 11:46 AM on 09.03.2007 5 comments


So just wondering but does anyone know the deal with imports? My dilemma is this: I was looking at that Crisis Core PSP or any Japenese PSP but I'm unsure about the deal with region coding for Sony. Same deal with Accent Core, I HAVE to get my Guilty Gear fix but I don't know if I can actually play it on an American PS2. Anyways can someone throw some feedback my way? I've done SOME research but unfortunatley gotten little helpful information.

Figure you jerks could help me out, bunch of cold hearted robots and whatnot.


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LOL MISS SOUTH CAROLINA 0, ROBOTS 1
Lowtax | 12:55 AM on 08.29.2007 7 comments


Oh sweet christ what is this bitch talking about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww



I'm sorry I'm still not getting the BBC video code right, I'm not even gonna try to make a nub out of myself more than I have.


Anyways this crazy slut is either so lit out of her mind from some phat columbian blow or she is just actually this stupid.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpS4Xf1aNvw

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Also, comicbooks.
Lowtax | 3:20 PM on 08.28.2007 19 comments


Just wondering but seeing as how nothing good has come out latley I've been bored as hell. And raiding SSC. And reading comics, IF you don't read comics or give a nutsack then go back to your cold hearted childhoodless life on the internet bus. BUT if you do. Well then hai thur.

Anyways so I started reading http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planetary_(comics) < Planetary and it is fucking tight. Really. Really good stuff.

Anyone else dig on some Marvel? DC? Vertigo? Image?



On a side note.

A list of good shit=Dark Knight Returns, Amazing final chapter of batman. The Walking Dead, GREAT post modern apocalyptic opinion on every day life in the since that McDonalds=Zombies. TV=gone because the TV people are zombies. Everywhere=zombies. Fable, really fucked up twisted story tales in a sort of dark tone. Not goth, just dark. Civil War, (if for whatever reason you haven't read this) couple of superheroes are fighting some villans and blow up an entire city block and the government calls a registration act on all super heros; some are for it, some aren't, and people die. Thunderbolts (Macdonald "Mac" Gargan with the Venom costume, the early stuff is great too.), supervillans involved in the same registration act are paid by the government to use any force necessary to make the unregistered superheroes think differently.

But also, you cocks tell ME some good stuff that I might be missing IF you read comics.

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My favorite games are Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Castlevania, Alone in the Dark, Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, Indigo Prophecy, Final Fantasy VI, Clocktower, Devil May Cry, Metal Gear Solid, and Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War.

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