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From God's lips to my blog...I try to express my thoughts, concerns, criticisms and musings about video games, culture, and anything else I see fit. All time favorite game? Toss up between Shining Force and General Chaos. If you know those two games, then you have better taste than most. Also I love all of the Civilization games. I can't think of a better way to waste 9 hours...that or sleeping.

I firmly believe the best video game system ever was the Sega Genesis. What other gaming system had its own channel on cable? If you didn't have Sega Channel, then you missed out! I loved the Dreamcast too, although as soon as I got a PS2, I realized that the Dreamcast wasn't that good.

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Consider the possibility that EA doesn’t like you. EA never wanted you. In all probability, EA hates you.
Lowkey | 10:18 AM on 08.30.2007 10 comments




EA doesn’t like you, probably. They certainly don’t care much for me…and we all know how they treat their own employees. Thankfully, EA works to make sure that you or I never forget that. If anyone has seen the reviews for the new Tiger Woods game, keenly titled Tiger Woods 08, you will see that they really aren’t trying anymore, or look at CronosBlade’s posting. But this isn’t the only example of how much they loathe us like Agent Smith..no! There are many more…

Don’t get me wrong, I like, nay LOVE, many of the games put out by EA over the years…the FIFA series, Skate or Die!, Need for Speed, a few SimCity incarnations, a couple of the Command & Conquer games, but this is a what have you done for me lately kinda industry, so I ask, what have they done for us lately..


1. Madden – I can’t ignore it, and neither can you. Madden is one of the largest and strongest franchises of video games to come out every year…so much so that they show pretaped tournaments between Maddenites on ESPN! Many have complained about the fact that the game is little more than a yearly roster update for 60 bucks and as much as I have to contend with such arguments…it’s hard to disagree.

2. FIFA – The other football…which like Madden is a high selling video game worldwide. Yet, I try to find out the release date, the demo release date, anything more than marketing speak regarding the features and I am SOL. You go into the forums for this game and you see people deciphering posts from Spanish and German EA forums just to get some information about this game. They have separate sites for UK and US and both have different information about the game! The developers of the game have to host their production blogs on other sites! This is ludacris ( I know its misspelled, but he will appreciate the name drop).

3. The Sims – What a cool game!...the first 80 hours we all played it..But wouldn’t it be cool if they had pets…yeah! Awesome!....and they could like go to College or to a club or something…Yeah, totally! Why didn’t they just put it into the core Sims 2 game? Did you know they have released 5 different versions of Sims 2? Not even counting the expansion packs…of which there are 13! Now, I can hear you saying, but at least they are giving content to people who still love the game…but they are pilfering 20 to 30 bucks PER expansion…which is a lot more money than a Sims 3 would cost.

4. Next Gen – See 1 & 2…not only does EA make you spend 60 bucks for basically roster updates (which to be honest, is why I think they don’t release much info about their games pre-launch), but they screw over Next Gen gamers by improving the graphics and sacrificing the content and gameplay. They ask for gamers to submit their ideas for the next iteration of a game, but I have yet to really see any of it implemented. Instead, they just put the next logical step in, or the best ideas from a competitor (I am looking at you Pro Evolution Soccer).

So accept that EA probably does hate you. But its not the worst thing that could happen. I am excited for Skate!



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Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 10:41
Snaileb
I hear that alot.
Lowkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 10:52
Lowkey
Yeah, it's sad that EA does nothing to make it better. By focusing on online play, I think they are faking new content and gameplay by labeling playing with more people as new.
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 10:56
bloodylip
But, Skate and Army of Two. Recently, it's been looking like EA tries harder than Ubisoft in some areas.

Also, why did this text box disappear when I shift+double-clicked next to it (I'm clumsy).
Lowkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 11:05
Lowkey
I think you are right, although I am betting that Assassin's Creed is going to be the best of the bunch from both companies. Perhaps it is a period where companies like EA are bloated from their success and rest on their laurels by putting out the same game over and over again. Ubisoft, with its Tom Clancy games, is a lot like what EA does with Madden. But we should expect more as consumers from our games.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 11:58
Dynamic Sheep
Tyler: This is not the worst thing that can happen.

Jack: It isn't?

Tyler: We don't need them! Fuck damnation! Fuck redemption! We're EA's unwanted children; So be it!

Jack: OK!

Tyler: Listen, you can keep buying their shitty titles and make it worse, or... Look at me... or you can keep playing Madden 06. First you have to give up. First you have to know, not fear, know that some day EA is going to fuck you.

Jack: You don't know how this feels!

[Tyler reveals game ruining Madden 08 glitch.]

Tyler: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

And now I have to watch Fight Club again!
Grapefruit Juice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 12:41
Grapefruit Juice
Dont forget NASCAR 08 for the 360, which took 2 years to get made, and is a busted, featureless, piece of crap.

or Def jam Icon which was such a let down after Fight for NY, I think it gave me brain cancer.
or NBA street; V2 > V3 > Homecourt
or Live, which is a glitchy train wreck.
or........
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 12:59
Aaron Mxy Yost
That Marvel vs EA fighting game. Someone should hang for that.
Lowkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 13:13
Lowkey
Man, I see in D'toid the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation playing Madden, waiting for Army of Two; slaves with white consoles. Advertising has us chasing achievements and rankings, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit update games we don't need.
Grapefruit Juice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 16:07
Grapefruit Juice
or... Tiger Woods 08, apparently.
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