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Ugliest Smarty Pants Contest: Attack of the Maternity Pants
LostCrichton | 8:41 PM on 12.29.2007 12 comments


So the best I could find in ugly pants were actually my wife's maternity pants, but she refused to let me take a picture of her in them so I guess that means I have to wear them.









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taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
For the first pic I say you win.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Oh man, I didn't know that hairstyle looked so damn weird on a fat guy.
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LostCrichton in
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I love you man EPIC
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Oh yeah, I also know who to go to for keen fashion sense.
Big Z's Destructoid Blog
Has anyone ever told you that you look like the fat kid in Superbad?
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
You are so hot right now
tehuberone's Destructoid Blog
Fucking amazing.
Dexter345's Destructoid Blog
So this brings it up to, what, four entries into the contest with five prizes? Hooray for free games, even mediocre ones.
Mizruko's Destructoid Blog
Man thats a finely chiseled ass right, 100% pure win.
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