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New Game From Take-Two Guaranteed To Have No Effect On Children
Los Tres Ojos \| 8:35 PM on 12.26.2007	7 comments

The magic of Stumbleupon has brought me once again to The Onion, which has reported on the newest game from GTA producers Take-Two Interactive. Stacker, the interactive cardboard box stacking experience, has been guaranteed to have absolutely no effect on the player.

Hit the link to read The Onion's staff's satirical swipe at media sensationalists and parent groups: New Video Game Designed To Have No Influence On Kids' Behavior.

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6 comments | showing # 1 to 6

Neonie

Why do you need a health bar for stacking empty boxes? Even if they fall the damage would be microscopic.

bottled dark

it could be fatigue.
looks like the makers of Heroin Hero are behind this one.

Clockwork

Uhm, most anticipated game evar?

KamikazeTutor

I would go crazy if I had to stack boxes this whole game.

It's an effect! NOES!

Virtualgirl

Anyone think about what is inside the boxes? What if they are disposing of dead babies? I think that might have an effect on the user...

Los Tres Ojos

@ Electro lemon

Co-op is out I think, as arguments might arise over box-stacking style and speed among multiple parties.

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