Sup fools, I'm Lord Gloom (or LG to the hipsters), and I am poor.

That's pretty much it.

Look upon this horror and tell me you feel naught but pity for my soul. Note the peeling Windows MCE sticker. I shudder to think that the day and night whirr belongs to this machine.



My computer screen, some water and cough drops, and a Wii. Nothing really notable here.



Well, I'm not exactly sure how that got there.

I bet you're wondering by now, "Gee Mr. Gloom, with such an awesome computer, why would you even consider a new one? That seems redundant."

Quite simply put, I want to make the Turning Point PC even more awesome than it currently is.

TO DO LIST:

- The image is alright, but could be better. Superimpose an American flag.

- Get rid of the falcon. Replace it with a bald eagle.

- Get rid of the eagle's eye. Replace it with a laser.

- Add another case fan to make sure it doesn't overheat.



And just to be sure it doesn't overheat:

- Place computer in fish tank.



- Replace power cables with electric eels.