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I could beat Marcus Fenix in a dance contest because he has all that heavy armor weighing him down.
I could beat Space Michael from Space Channel 5 cause I am just that damn good.
BRING IT ON MICHAEL!
I could beat Mario in a dance contest. EASILY. I mean, look at his form!
Just PITIFUL.
I could beat Link in a dance contest because he can't jump on his own free will.
I can beat practically every major video game character ever, save the few dancing games, because they were never programmed to dance.
OH!!
I could iserve PaRappaTheRappa in a formal dance off. Really now, c'mon who chops and blocks nowadays?
its all about the kickpunchturningpose...
Munch from Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee. That's assuming he's stuck on land in the wheelchair. I'm really not very good at dancing.
I could beat the paddles from pong.
They just don't know how to move. Seriously, sliding back and forth isn't dancing. I hate taking those guys to clubs.
I could beat all the characters in Dance Dance Revolution because I tend to memorize the sequence even if it takes a long time.
ye i can beat kratos easily since he's so badass and killing he doesn't even know what the word dance is and and he thinks that "dancing people" is a form of war chant or casting some spell so he will just kill anyone "dancing". He will be disqualified against me or just stand there thinking wtf are you doing.