First, the computer... and it was good....
But that was not enough to satiate him. He must build a gaming setup in his own image...
So aside from the odd commentary, I'll toss out the specs.
Intel C2Q 6600 at a cool 3.42 Ghz with a Tuniq Tower 120 on top.
Abit IP35-Pro mated with two 2Gb sticks of OCZ Hyper-X ram.
A HP w2207 22" lashed via DVI to a eVGA 8800GTS beast at 775/1000/1850.
All powered by a Cosair 550HX workhorse and all housed in a beautiful Antec P182 case.
Plus there are some hard drives for porn and games and music.