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Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this poem-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
The sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".

Friendship is like pissing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.
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WoW Passes 9 Million Mark
Little Burro | 8:58 PM on 07.24.2007 5 comments


I've got good and I've got bad news.The good news is Blizzard announced today that over nine million people play World of Warcraft. Furthermore, "The Burning Crusade" expansion is getting ready for its Chinese launch, which will increase the number of WoW players even more.

“We’re thrilled that gamers around the world have continued to embrace World of Warcraft so enthusiastically,” said Mike Morhaime, president and cofounder of Blizzard Entertainment. “We’ve worked hard to provide a compelling experience for our players, and we plan to continue updating the game with exciting new content for them to enjoy for many years to come.”

The nine-million number represents current, active memberships, too, so at $15 a month, that means Blizzard is making over $135,000,000 a month on World of Warcraft alone!
The bad news is I am still to poor to pay for Wow...

EDIT: I am sorry about the money thing...It is now fixed thank you very much for the comments!!



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Dufresne's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 21:07
Dufresne
Be thankful you're too poor. That damn game consumed me and my wallet for a full year and a half. I escaped it once, I'm never going back.
comradetrotskii's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 21:14
comradetrotskii
Blizzard is making over $1,400 a month on World of Warcraft alone!

Liek ZOMG! $1,400! A Month!

I'm just jestin'. I think you need a sneaky edit in there.
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 00:08
tehuberone
135,000,000 a month holy shit.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 08:32
bluemeep
You and me both, Dufresne. You and me both. And for like six months I wasn't even "playing" aside from just logging in to gab with guildmates and play the auction house...
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