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Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this poem-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
The sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".
Friendship is like pissing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.
Age:13
E-Mail:littleburro@gmail.com
Occupation:Commercial Voiceovers,School
Loves:Wonderwoman,Games,Posting on Funny Community Sites that rhyme with Restructoid.com,Playing TF2, Killing Countless Combine,Alliterations
This is my *UPDATED* rig. (I took out my broken fan just for you Juggernaut)
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this poem-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
The sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".
Friendship is like pissing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.
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Long Beach airport, outside of Los Angeles, was shut down briefly on Wednesday. The culprit wasn't a Middle Easterner with a grudge against capitalism or an adorable orphan hiding in the wheelwell of private jet; instead it was a videogame.
A passenger checked a bag that contained "a handheld electronic game board in a 'raw form' that showed its wiring," an airport spokesperson said. That was enough to ground several planes and inconvience many travelers for around an hour and a half. The passenger worked for "some sort of game or toy company," the spokesperson said.What kid would blow up his DS?I wouldn't,I still need 2 Pokemanz!!
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i wonder if it was something as simple as a PSP in one of those clear cases, like those lame phones everyone used to have in their homes that let you see the wiring.
HA! Good thing I never fly into that airport with my raw giant metal robot head
Lol Niero. They would probably place the US on the highest alert if they found the Destructoid Helmet.
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