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New Beautiful Katamari DLC

3 new levels for Beautiful Katamari are out for download on marketplace right now. Dangerous Colony-200 points Mechanical Colony-200 points Instituto Exactamundo-300 points I don't know if anyone cares but figured I would throw it up here.

 




Squeeze All The Charmin You Want

Mr. Whipple, a grocery store owner who had people problems, died today. Here is the full story from comcast.net.(Not vdeo game related but I really liked Whipple) "Dick Wilson, the character actor and pitchman who for 21 ye...

 


Left 4 Dead Trailer in The Orange Box

I was reading the WIN that is Destructoid and I had the Orange Box on my Xbox 360. I was in the Menu Where you pick from either HL2 HL2:E1 etc. and I kept my cursor over TF2.It played the TF2 trailer in the tiny screen twice ...

 


Rock Band=Wired Guitars?

Shed a tear Xbox 360 owners, as the bundled guitars in the Xbox 360's version of Rock Band will not be wireless. Yes, while your friends are beating on the drum kit or screaming into the mic, you won't be able to dive off of ...

 


Microsof...I mean Apple Surface

Savant, a company that makes many touchscreen products for the home, is going to release a coffee table 40" touchscreen that is integrated with iTunes. The table runs Rosie, their touchscreen software, and is powered by a Mac hidden within the table. It will access a user's music, photos, movies, and provide home automation functions. Oh, and it totally stole its name from Microsoft's Surface.

 



Xbox Messenger: The Un-wrappening

I got my hands on an Xbox Messenger Kit a few days before the commercial release on Tuesday, and I wanted to share some photos and thoughts with you. Nice of me, eh? Here is the mini-keyboard in all it's boxed up glory: I c...

 


Jessica Alba Has a Wii?

A rumor was recently posted on the website "The Skinny Website" that actress Jessica Alba (Sin City, The Secret World of Alex Mack) keeps her wraith-like figure with the help of the Nintendo Wii. The site offers no sources ...

 


Favorite Achievements

I was talking to my friend about achievements and which we thought were funniest or coolest named or hard to get.He said Body Armor from Crackdown was funny but I really like Shadowrun Fever(Virtual Herpes FTW) and Is It A Spider? from Gears.I was wondering what the Dtoid community liked. *PLEASE ASK ME TO USE MY POSTS IN YOUR OWN POST*

 


About Little Burroone of us since 9:46 PM on 07.18.2007

Name:Matt
Age:13
E-Mail:[email protected]
Occupation:Commercial Voiceovers,School
Loves:Wonderwoman,Games,Posting on Funny Community Sites that rhyme with Restructoid.com,Playing TF2, Killing Countless Combine,Alliterations


This is my *UPDATED* rig. (I took out my broken fan just for you Juggernaut)

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this poem-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
The sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".

Friendship is like pissing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.
 
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