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This is my *UPDATED* rig. (I took out my broken fan just for you Juggernaut)

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this poem-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
The sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".

Friendship is like pissing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.
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I don't know if this is old but I figured the peeps at Dtoid would enjoy these


Pole Position

Space Invaders


3 new levels for Beautiful Katamari are out for download on marketplace right now.
Dangerous Colony-200 points
Mechanical Colony-200 points
Instituto Exactamundo-300 points
I don't know if anyone cares but figured I would throw it up here.

Here is a video of my Orange Castle Crashers figurine! Enjoy :)

Here's a pic of the sweet ASS I got. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

I traded in a few games at my local Play N Trade at got $108 in store credit (when I bought an NSider card) so I picked up MASS Effect and ASSASSins Creed. I basically got 2 games for $22 (10 for the card and 12 extra for ASS Creed). If I had had 60 extra bucks I would have got Rock Band but I didn't have the money so... here I am. Cblogs have been slow so figured I would share my stories of PlayNTrade and how it is not as cheapass as Gamestop when it comes to trade ins.

Mr. Whipple, a grocery store owner who had people problems, died today. Here is the full story from vdeo game related but I really liked Whipple)

"Dick Wilson, the character actor and pitchman who for 21 years played an uptight grocer begging customers "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," died Monday. He was 91.

The man famous as TV's "Mr. Whipple" died of natural causes at the Motion Picture & Television Fund Hospital in Woodland Hills, said his daughter Melanie Wilson.

Wilson made more than 500 commercials as Mr. George Whipple, a man consumed with keeping bubbly housewives from fondling toilet paper. The punch line of most spots was that Whipple himself was a closeted Charmin-squeezer."
BTW I want housewives to fondle my toilet paper if you catch my drift.

I was reading the WIN that is Destructoid and I had the Orange Box on my Xbox 360. I was in the Menu Where you pick from either HL2 HL2:E1 etc. and I kept my cursor over TF2.It played the TF2 trailer in the tiny screen twice and then it played the full screen Orange Box Trailer. I kept waiting and then a Left 4 Dead trailer popped up!Go try it, it's trailer that has been out but I didn't know it was in the Orange Box.