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Worst trailer of all time!
Lightthrower | 9:18 PM on 07.16.2008 26 comments


Duke... Nukem... Trilogy!

You have to see it for yourselves, it is truly pathetic. Looks like a high school project.



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BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 21:32
BahamutZero
this must have been somebody's idea of a practical joke
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 21:41
Puppy Licks
Yeah I saw this a few minutes ago, I swear I think I threw up a little in my mouth just then.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 21:46
RonBurgandy2010
That was a fucking ordeal, can you even cal that a trailer?
freker's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 21:50
freker

HOT DICKINGS!
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 21:50
nebones
I couldn't sit through it all.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 21:52
Clockwork
What the hell was that? They just showed the titles over and over again.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 21:55
king3vbo
what the fuck
Lightthrower's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:03
Lightthrower
So can we call this trailer "Duke Nukem Forever" too? XD
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:03
the GAMEGOBLIN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Literally the funniest fucking thing I've seen all week, hands down
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:12
SilverDragon1979
Seriously ... that had to be a cruel joke. I mean WTF !!!
Lightthrower's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:14
Lightthrower
Internet Matlockery! I found one of the gas mask pictures on google. I think it was made by the artist Tony Ngo. It might be that his drawing was of the real picture, but it still is the same thing and it's difficult to see if it's a real picture or not in the trailer:

[url=http://angotango.com/Images/graphite.jpg[/url]

Try to find more ^_^, would be funny if the guys that made this trailer get punished for taking material they shouldn't :-P.
Lightthrower's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:19
Lightthrower
There fixed! Sorry about that...

http://angotango.com/Images/graphite.jpg
Fangeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:23
Fangeh
That was hilarious. It felt like they somehow managed to stretch a website splash page into a 4 minute trailer. I think at least 2 minutes of time was just zooming in on, and slightly rotating the Duke Nukem logo.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:44
Skribble
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:47
Skribble
hahahahahahaha I just watched it all again

seriously one of the funniest fucking things Ive seen all week.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:50
Skribble
lol sorry to spam your blog but holy shit hahahahah its the greatest trailer ever

the way they have his catch phrases in time with the music

and the way they zoom in to Dukes crotch near the end

hahahahaha its so good
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 23:48
AngelsDontBurn
BEST TRAILER EVER! THIS C-BLOG TITLE IS GARBAGE!
Lightthrower's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2008 00:09
Lightthrower
So if this is the best trailer ever, Big Rigs is the best game ever? ;-)
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2008 03:32
Batthink


Ashley stares-out the person who made the trailer.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2008 05:07
Electro Lemon
Best fucking trailer ever.

EXXXXTREEEEM
kepler's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2008 06:05
kepler
I lol'd so hard. Lovin the dramatic music. That was so bad it went into funny...and then after a minute or so right out the other side.
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2008 16:38
maxio098ui
WOW DIS DUDE HAS MAD POWER POINT SKILLZ!!!!
ShadokatRegn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2008 16:47
ShadokatRegn
Wow, I think I did learn to powerpoint loop like that in HS. that means....I could be a famous movie maker thingy!
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:58
Aziel13
que que que QUE!
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