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Worst trailer of all time!
Lightthrower \| 9:18 PM on 07.16.2008	26 comments

Duke... Nukem... Trilogy!

You have to see it for yourselves, it is truly pathetic. Looks like a high school project.

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24 comments | showing # 1 to 24

BahamutZero says:
(# 0) on 07/16/2008 21:32

this must have been somebody's idea of a practical joke

Puppy Licks says:
(# 1) on 07/16/2008 21:41

Yeah I saw this a few minutes ago, I swear I think I threw up a little in my mouth just then.

RonBurgandy2010 says:
(# 2) on 07/16/2008 21:46

That was a fucking ordeal, can you even cal that a trailer?

freker says:
(# 3) on 07/16/2008 21:50

HOT DICKINGS!

nebones says:
(# 4) on 07/16/2008 21:50

I couldn't sit through it all.

Clockwork says:
(# 5) on 07/16/2008 21:52

What the hell was that? They just showed the titles over and over again.

king3vbo says:
(# 6) on 07/16/2008 21:55

what the fuck

Lightthrower says:
(# 7) on 07/16/2008 22:03

So can we call this trailer "Duke Nukem Forever" too? XD

the GAMEGOBLIN says:
(# 8) on 07/16/2008 22:03

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Literally the funniest fucking thing I've seen all week, hands down

SilverDragon1979 says:
(# 9) on 07/16/2008 22:12

Seriously ... that had to be a cruel joke. I mean WTF !!!

Lightthrower says:
(# 10) on 07/16/2008 22:14

Internet Matlockery! I found one of the gas mask pictures on google. I think it was made by the artist Tony Ngo. It might be that his drawing was of the real picture, but it still is the same thing and it's difficult to see if it's a real picture or not in the trailer:

[url=http://angotango.com/Images/graphite.jpg[/url]

Try to find more ^_^, would be funny if the guys that made this trailer get punished for taking material they shouldn't :-P.

Lightthrower says:
(# 11) on 07/16/2008 22:19

There fixed! Sorry about that...

http://angotango.com/Images/graphite.jpg

Fangeh says:
(# 12) on 07/16/2008 22:23

That was hilarious. It felt like they somehow managed to stretch a website splash page into a 4 minute trailer. I think at least 2 minutes of time was just zooming in on, and slightly rotating the Duke Nukem logo.

Skribble says:
(# 13) on 07/16/2008 22:44

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Skribble says:
(# 14) on 07/16/2008 22:47

hahahahahahaha I just watched it all again

seriously one of the funniest fucking things Ive seen all week.

Skribble says:
(# 15) on 07/16/2008 22:50

lol sorry to spam your blog but holy shit hahahahah its the greatest trailer ever

the way they have his catch phrases in time with the music

and the way they zoom in to Dukes crotch near the end

hahahahaha its so good

AngelsDontBurn says:
(# 16) on 07/16/2008 23:48

BEST TRAILER EVER! THIS C-BLOG TITLE IS GARBAGE!

Lightthrower says:
(# 17) on 07/17/2008 00:09

So if this is the best trailer ever, Big Rigs is the best game ever? ;-)

Batthink says:
(# 18) on 07/17/2008 03:32

Ashley stares-out the person who made the trailer.

Electro Lemon says:
(# 19) on 07/17/2008 05:07

Best fucking trailer ever.

EXXXXTREEEEM

kepler says:
(# 20) on 07/17/2008 06:05

I lol'd so hard. Lovin the dramatic music. That was so bad it went into funny...and then after a minute or so right out the other side.

maxio098ui says:
(# 21) on 07/17/2008 16:38

WOW DIS DUDE HAS MAD POWER POINT SKILLZ!!!!

ShadokatRegn says:
(# 22) on 07/17/2008 16:47

Wow, I think I did learn to powerpoint loop like that in HS. that means....I could be a famous movie maker thingy!

Aziel13 says:
(# 23) on 07/22/2008 16:58

que que que QUE!

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