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Which body parts are expendable?
LieutenantFrost \| 8:18 AM on 06.13.2007	4 comments

Okay, I'm ashamed to admit it, but we're this far into the new generation of consoles, and I still haven't mustered up the cash to buy one. College is -such- a strain on funding, y'know?

So...does anyone have a list of body parts that aren't vital for living that I could sell? Keep in mind that I -do- need both hands to hold a controller and all...

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4 comments | showing # 1 to 4

Jim Sterling

You only need one kidney. Granted, you won't live as long as you might have done, but you'll get a good few years of gameplay under your belt before there are any problems.

SLiFE

I've said it before, I can do without my ring and middle fingers on each hand.
Just need the thumb, index and pinkie to hold and use a controller.

JihadJoe

I hear the market on Spleens is pretty lucrative these days.

Deadback

No need to chop yourself up or anything crazy like that, try something more conventional, like selling drugs or mugging people. Kids these days, sigh.

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