Why is this official? Because I made it. Duh. It seems lists are the cool thing to do these days so I figure I'd get up on that action. Not only that...but I was a tad dissappointed/disturbed by Rev. Anthony's Article. Let's face it...there just wasn't much sexy going on there. These are the hottest top ten video game chicks (Those interested: I am working on a "hottest guys" list as well...y'know...for balance):


10~ Princess What's-Her-Name(Earthworm Jim)

What do we know about this lady? Not much. I'm not even sure if this would be considered "fuzzy". Are insects animals? Is she even an insect? I'm going to say no and no with my main argument being that insects do not wear crowns. But really, none of that matters. She is smokin'. She's also proven to be very resilient, surviving both cow-crushings and lava-swimming.

If she's good enough for Earthworm Jim she's good enough for another "earthworm" heh heh...er...I mean...GIRTH...PYTHON. Yeah...


09~ Tira (Soul Caliber)

Will I get berated for not putting Taki in this spot? Probably, but this is my list and Taki doesn't do it for me. In fact...Taki scares the hell out of me. Ninjas are not sexy to me. Ahem...yes...back to Tira. She fights with a glorified hula-hoop and ya know...I dig that. The hottest thing about her though is how fluidly she moves. Gymnasts always awe me with the control of their body and Tira possesses all that and more. Is she a psychotic killer? Probably...okay, yes. She is a psychotic killer. But I think it's the way she enjoys killing with an upbeat attitude and spunky demeanor that makes this an endearing quality. She's not bloodthirsty; she just likes to have FUN! And who doesn't like a girl that has fun?

PLUS she rocks green and rocks it VERY well; this is not an easy thing to do friends.


08~ Sakuya(Okami)

Niero already pointed out that this chick has desirable fashions. Pair that with the body of a godess and you have yourself a hot package. Other than the physical aspects of her, she's into the arts and for me that's mega-hot points.

Sakuya has a knack for making things grow. 'Nuff said.


07~Mona(WarioWare)

More than just a pretty face and tight body. Mona is as close to a renaissance woman as you'll find on this list. She is a girl of multiple trades and interests. She's a cheerleader, a micro-game designer for Wario Ware Inc., a bassist for a rock band, waitress, and she apparently has no problem being friends with monkeys. She's adventurous, very quirky, and imo dangerous. Point in case she thinks Wario is cool. That's asking for trouble.

But danger is hot...and thus so is Mona.


06~ I-No (Guilty Gear)

Seeing her makes me want to sing "Lady in Red". Not only is her body rockin' but obviously so does she; carrying around and blasting energetic riffs off of that awesome Starplayer. A chick that knows her music and her guitars is way hot. The creepy Harry Potteresque hat might be hard to get past...but it's workable.

Bonus points for possibly being named after Brian Eno.


05~ Ari(Daedalus Encounter)

Well...Tia Carrere and this game is awesome. You don't need to know more.

Next...

04~ Keira (Jak)


Sure those ears might put a few people off, but her hotness is undeniable. Beyond physical though, she's smart and can wrench circles around you in the garage. I guarantee you she is good with her hands. Am I the only one who thinks suspenders over a greasy tank-top is hot? I better not be. Major kudos for sticking by her man even when his body has become warped and infested with evil energy - I'm sure we'd all want our girls to do the same for us.

Let's face it, the name alone has become synonymous with "hot".


03~ Tina(Adventure Island)

Some of you might be wondering who this total babe is. She is the girlfriend/wife/something to Master Higgins/Tom-Tom from the great Adventure Island (Wonder Boy) games. You also might be wondering why she is so high up on this list. Well...besides her undeniable beauty...she is in love with an out of shape, ugly, hammer-tossing, skateboard-riding man. Aside from that she (as you can see from her picture) is brutally honest. Although I'm not comparing myself to ol' Master Higgins, the thought of a woman SO uninterested in the superficial world and so honest is incredibly hot to me. She even wears flowers in her hair. C'MON!!!

The only reason she is not higher than this on the list is because of all the characters here...she is the one least likely to be real and closest to fantasy. (ZING!?)


02~ Yuna(Final Fantasy X)

Yeah, I know I know...how typical. I just can't help it. I have a thing for brunettes, especially brunettes with blue or green eyes...AND YUNA HAS ONE OF EACH! I can't get over it. She was the character out of all of the video games I've ever played that I really felt for her feelings. She had the weight of the world on her shoulders having to save the world somewhat against her will. Playing through FFX and seeing her struggles being saddled with a responsibility she isn't sure she wants or is capable of handling...you can't help but grow attached if only through sympathy. But this is a hot list...and hot she is. She obviously likes to play dress up (Lady Luck ftw!). Now that can make for all sorts of hot situations.

BTW...I know the picture I chose of her she is not brunette. Doesn't matter. Still hot.


01~ Christie Monteiro FTW!(Tekken)

She is one gorgeous Brazilian, and noble to boot! Her reasons for entering the King of Iron Fist were only to help other people. She only wants to save her grandfather and that means she has a heart of gold. A heart encapsulated in the hottest video game character ever. One of the hottest things about her though is even though she is scantily clad, she has never struck me as vulgar unlike those girls from that other fighting series. Meh...it could be my denial. Seriously though...what isn't hot about her?

As a fan of the B-boy/B-girl scene, you can't help but appreciate a dancer as talented as Christie. She pulls off moves that Ivan the Urban Action Figure would be proud of. She has always been a favorite character of mine to use as long as she has been around(and I don't even "Kick-mash" the buttons). I won't lie...she is exactly the same as Eddy essentially, but I hate using that bastard and his stupid yellow and green sports-bra.

Christie using her fine bod, slick moves, Brazilian background, and gravity defying chest (how do those things stay put in her tops?!) Capoeira'd right into my heart and never left.