According to God, I suck, because I haven't written a blog, even though there are two currently below this one. But, who am I to doubt?

I finished BioShock earlier this morning...well, early Saturday morning. Like, 2:30am, this morning. I got the good ending, because I'm a nice guy. I can, with absolute confidence, say that BioShock is the best single player FPS I've played in my life. The game contains so many moments of sheer awesome, you'll question if 2K didn't have their own Little Sisters, sucking AWESOME out of good games and funneling all into BioShock.

I'll try not to spoil much, but I fucked something up for myself, and would like to make sure no one else gets fucked out of the all weapons upgraded achievement, like I did. So, when you get to Fort Frolic, whatever you do, DO NOT KILL COHEN. LEAVE WHEN HE GIVES YOU YOUR REWARD. If you'd like, head up to his office and grab the Plasmid up there, but FOR FUCK SAKE, DO NOT KILL HIM.

There you go. I just saved you tons of frustration from not being able to fully upgrade one of your weapons, and miss out on an achievement. I'll accept rewards in the form of cash or sexual favors (ladies onry, plox).

So, with BioShock out of the way, I was free to trade it in. YES, already. But, hey, Gamestop has a trade-in special right now, and I had other stuff to get rid of. By the end of my trip, I had 112 bucks down on Rock Band. Fucking A. Shit will be tiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Because I'm a pimp, I got into the Call Of Duty 4 Beta on Friday night. The game is amazing so far. I suck at it, but I'm so used to Vegas and being good at that, that this all feels new to me, even though I've played every COD before. Also, Last Stand and the knife kills are the fucking shit. There's nothing cooler than stabbing someone in the head, dropped to the ground by a hail of gunfire, then blasting some dumb bastard to Hell with your dying breath. Truly epic stuff.

Well. That's all for now. You're welcome.