It all started one night with a ploy by Oprah Winfrey
She gathered as many soccer moms and conservative right wing
homo-sapiens in one room as possible....
She yelled out with gusto!
LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAAAAAAAAAaaaairs!
Every one looked down, only to see...
She yelled back, I WAN'T TO PLAY A GAME
Also Obama was there, and he met spider man.
And the top half of Dr. Phil was surgically grafted to his body, thus making him the Kenyan Doctor.
Also Obama married a Dolphin.