Hi! I'm a white collar worker in Sydney, Australia who survives the toxic wasteland we call civilisation by chowing down on marshmallows, playing Tetris until my thumbs cave in, and imagining a world where I can play my DS at work and not get caught by my boss at least three times a day.

I came across Dtoid some while ago through HAWP (thank God) and I've been hooked since. Thought it was about time I participated. Don't talk to me about sports games, they hurt my head. I love a game with a good story, so naturally I lean towards old RPGs, but just can't go past a good fun time.

Games I'm hanging to play:

Metal Gear Solid 4 (Ps3)
Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)
Okami (Ps2)
Shadow of the Colossus (Ps2)


Games I'm playing at the moment:

COD4: Modern Warfare (360)
Left 4 Dead (360)
The Orange Box (360)
GTA IV (360)
Batman: Arkham Asylum (360)


Games I use as an excuse to get out of important dates:

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time (N64) - Because Hyrule is counting on me, and just me.
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (SNES) - What could be more important than collecting a crazy amount of bananas?
Left 4 Dead (Xbox 360) - You're always safer in the house with a horde of zombies than you are on the street with homeless people and salesmen.