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11:52 PM on 11.03.2013

But wait, there's more!

I spoil things a lot for myself. I use guides for games, I look up summaries on Wikipedia, I am online while I am in game. Itís rare that Iím surprised in a game, since I have usually read what happens next. Playing without a...   read

3:53 AM on 10.14.2013

An Explanation of Cookie Clicker

Itís been three weeks since I started playing. When Iím not playing, I have it idling in the background. I canít remember the last time I was this obsessed with a game. Iím talking, of course, about†Cookie Clicker. Gaze upon...   read

12:20 AM on 10.04.2013

Bad Final Boss Fights

Imagine youíre at a fine restaurant. Your food is delicious, the service is impeccable, and your dining companions provide great conversation. Everything is perfect, and then when the waiter gives you the bill, he spits in yo...   read

7:16 AM on 09.13.2013

Thoughts on Okami

So Iíve been working my way through my backlog, and lamenting how long itís been since my most recent post, when I was struck by a burst of inspiration. I realized I could blog about various games as I went through them, star...   read

1:52 PM on 12.23.2010

Happy Holidays: Pata-pata-pata-pon!

Is this a thing? I havenít seen any monthly-musings this month, but there was a prompt. Itís right here. AnywayÖ As gamers, we slowly grow more jaded as...   read

10:06 AM on 05.25.2010

Unboxing my Omnomnom pen holder

Hey everyone, it's your friendly neighborhood Lazerpig here. As you may or may not know (probably may not), I won a plush Sir Omnomom at the Monster Hunter Tri party. Well, was awarded. They said the winner, and then I said ...   read

8:44 PM on 04.25.2010

How I spent the Monster Hunter Tri party

So, I had a lot of fun at the sleepover, and I wasnít even there. I think I can say that my existence was validated, but Iím also fond of hyperbole. First awesome thing that happened was when they were setting up the cameras...   read

4:48 PM on 04.12.2010

Hello there, D-Toid

Oh, hello there D-Toid. It's me again, your good buddy Lazerpig, here to write my introductory blog post thing. This is actually my third post, after two explaining why I don't like Metroid games. I'm thinking about making th...   read

7:30 PM on 03.18.2010

Why I don't like Metroid Fusion or Prime.

Iíll start with Fusion, because this one was sort of hit-or-miss for most Metroid fans. It wasnít the linearity that bothered me; I never did any of that sequence-breaking that makes the Metroid games so popular. Hell, I kind...   read

9:14 PM on 03.16.2010

I don't like Metroid games.

So, Iím starting my blog with a shocker; I donít like Metroid games. This probably isnít surprising to many of you, but only because you read the title. So that doesnít really count. But, you know, thatís sort of understandab...   read

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