So guess what. Guess what, guess what, guess what.
....Chicken butt. Hahahaha, never gets old.
How are you guys? Doing good yes? I hope so because it's been awhile. Don't tell me you forgot me? Remember that time we stole that car and then did all the drugs? Remember? The drugs?
Anyways, I've been well thanks for asking, you look good, and I have big news!
Now I know I've been gone and I know it hurt. It hurt me too y'know? I mean, obviously my ego is in tact, but it hurt. In here *points at heart*
(I can't find a picture to accurately describe what I mean, so here's my face when I can't find the bathroom. Sort of like the same thing.)
So yeah! Big news! It's in bold. Bold
They're coming back!
Well I mean I can't say when or how....No wait, I can say how. Still can't say when though.
The how is that I handed over the keys to the only thing my name has around here anymore to my trusted friend and brofriend.
So yeah, go bug him about that. I don't know when he'll get started but I trust him to do a good job.
Oh also Mr. Dixon? You wanna...y'know, take care of the whole changing accounts thing we talked about at PAX?
Yeah...So...uh...I'm gonna...I guess leave again?