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LawofThermalDynamics avatar 1:16 AM on 07.28.2013
It Took Me Five Minutes To Figure Out How to Blog



And it took me another 10 to figure how to put an image into this blog.


I've been gone too long.




In case you're wondering I've decided to make Grampa Simpson the theme of this post. Because it's been a long time. The only problem is I can't use the "haha he's so old-school" joke next time.


[Been]


I've been good. Y'know, same old and all that. I booked my flight to PAX and will be graciously hosted at Knutaf's for a bit so there's always that excitement.


I dunno, the fact that the blogs don't auto double-space is sorta bugging me out...Or has it always been like that? Oh god I don't even remember.




[Am]


What I am doing is putting in a lot of pictures so as to distract from the fact that I'm not writing a whole lot in this blog. If I had it my way (which I never have), I'd just make the whole damn post pictures of Abe Simpson.


Additionally, I recently saw two movies: The Wolverine and Only God Forgives. The first was not super great, or really great, but it was better than the previous Wolverine movie so I guess there's that. I dunno, it just seemed extremely un-creative. There wasn't anything there that got my blood pumping like that time Wolverine escaped with that one orphan girl while singing in 1700s Paris. Or that one time Hugh Jackman gutted those soldiers in the second X-Men movie.


I am also currently laughing at my own Les Mis reference. Hahaha I'm clever.


Secondly, the new Ryan Gosling movie was...Well I wouldn't say it was unexpected because pacing wise it's similar to Refns' Valhalla Rising and before you expect me to be a cine-phile, it's simply that movie was always recommended to me on Netflix and I was bored one weekend.


So yeah, that new movie by "Drive-by" Gosling was either a movie or a collection of stock footage. Also, everyone was a winner in the "Act more than Ryan" competition the set must have been holding because he said like 5 words that entire film.


Thirdly, I'm considering getting the phrase "I'm clever" tattoo'd across my chest so that people will know that I am. Not like I'm insecure or anything like that, it's just that I don't have any self-esteem.


Also give me your lunch money, I'm gonna start bullying you from now on.




[Will]


Well as I mentioned previously, I will be going to PAX again this year so expect my scrawny Asian body lying around.


Hmm, well I'm planning on listening to other albums by this Scottish band called Frightened Rabbits. They're pretty cool.





Incidentally, switching over to Spotify Premium was one of the best decisions of my life.

I thought I could handle ads but one minute you're crying to Billy Joel and the next minute Target is asking if you're ready to listen to thei SUMMER JAMZ playlist. Or one moment you're crying to Neil Young and Lowe's is asking if your patio is ready to be built for the summer. OR, one second you're crying to Fallout Boy and Fallout Boy asks if you've listened to their latest album only on Spotify.


Yeah so totally worth the money.

Oh also, also! C-Blog Interviews disappeared after I gave em to Apathy. Go publicly shame him or something but don't really, he's got a lot going on.


Oh I guess I'll die one day in the distant future, but that's neither [here] nor [there].




Well that's it for me. If you excuse me I'm off to haul ass to Lollapalooza.

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