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I may not know you yet but here's some things about me to get this new friendship started.

I wrote stuff, made friends, started a series, joined a team, started whoring out my name, and had my love compared to the smiles of prostitutes.

I think if we could meet and sit down and chat we'd realize that we're not so different, you and I.

Let's be friends yeah?

Here's my interview with community manager Andrew Kauz

Been a while. Now I write about games and anime over at Twinfinite I swear we're good people.


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Oddly, Beyamor never shows up no matter how many times I friend that magnificent lumber jack.

I haven't forgotten you Beyamor

Well...He's there now...never used to be. Also, I tried re-formatting that picture. It just disappeared altogether....
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Look at how angry that guy is. Like just look how angry he is.

Let it sink in.

Hey people~ How have you been? I've been good y'know.


It's really great having cable again. I've lived without it for so long but now I'm coming to remember the fun with regularly scheduled programming. Netflix has further lowered my tolerance for commercials, but following my favorite shows on a weekly basis is as fun as I remembered it.

On that note, how great is Archer, Adventure Time, Happy Endings, and Archer? A show so great I said it twice.


Regardless of whether or not their last few albums did indeed sound like two computers engaging in love making, Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke's side project Atoms for Peace released a kickass new album. you should listen to it.


So over the weekend I accidentally a text adventure and I'm not entirely sure what to do. Here it is.


Yeah I'm a little scared as how that happened.

General Generalness

So I was called a bigfoot in that seeing me around is a rarity. I don't know how to feel about that. I mean we're still friends right?...Right?

Well anyways, aside from PAX and the few of you still talking to me on Twitter I definitely am not a presence here which is saddening.

Moving on, I've been having a weird issue where my typos are caused by my hitting the space bar a little too early.

i.e. Hell oeverybody! Ho ware you doing?

It's a little weird.

Kay bai~

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