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An open letter to the combine
HebrewMagic | 12:35 AM on 07.10.2009 7 comments


Dear Combine,
I write to you with a subject on my mind.A brief one mind you, but important nonetheless.This has been on my mind for quite some time, & I'm sure it's gone through yours as well.
However brief the statement I'm going to make is, it must be dealt with using the utmost speed.
Now, without further Adieu:
Your Roadblocks suck ass.


With love,
Largo peligro



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TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 04:26
TheToiletDuck
(Turnaround)
Every now and then
I get a little bit lonely
and you're never coming around
(Turnaround)
Every now and then
I get a little bit tired
of listening to the sound of my tears
(Turnaround)
Every now and then
I get a little bit nervous
that the best of all the years have gone by
(Turnaround)
Every now and then
I get a little bit terrified
and then I see the look in your eyes
(Turnaround bright eyes)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turnaround bright eyes)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little
bit restless and i dream of something wild
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit
helpless and im lying like a child in your arms
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit angry
and I know I have to get out and cry
(turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
but then I see the look in your eyes
(Turn around bright eyes)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turn around bright eyes)
Every now and then I fall apart
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 06:54
randombullseye
Dear internet,

Please don't write fictional letters to fictional characters. They don't exist.

Thanks internet,
~Randomb.

[dictated but not read]
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 12:32
RAB
RA-RA-RASCAME' LOS HUEVOS, PELAME LOS BUENOS NANANANANANANANANA
HebrewMagic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 19:03
HebrewMagic
to the commenters.
YES I KNOW THERE WAS ALREADY AN OPEN LETTER TO THE COMBINE KIND OF THING.
Mine's definitely worse than that one, but mine was written first.
September 11, 2008 to be exact.
I'd gladly show proof.
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