Sorry this took me so long to put up since, well, it's Thursday. Thursday's still a good day! I mean, what else are you going to do, watch TNA? Anyway, here's my list, now with pointier bullets!
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* HHH starts the show by coming out and telling Undertaker that he's just not that into him.

* Undertaker responds with lines like "It's not over" and "Give me what's mine." My ex used to give the same promo to my voicemail.

* I guess they're tossing the whole "random" chamber selection thing right out the window. Probably for the best.

* Barry Burton says "You were almost an AJ sandwich!"

* Santino and Hacksaw Jim Duggan face Epico and Primo in a "We are completely out of tag teams" match.

* Fun game: anytime Kane or Cena have a promo, replace the word "hate" with the word "penis". It changes the entire storyline from Kane telling Cena to come to the dark side to Kane telling Cena to come out of the closet.

* Jericho to Universe: "Problem?"

* So it looks like CM Punk and Jericho are going to have the "Best in the World" feud I asked Santa for. Christmas comes in February!

* Natalya stinks up the diva match. With farts. Neidhardt farts.

* Did they really add digital smoke to Dale Edwards donut?

* Today we witness the first "TebOtunga." Still waiting for it to turn into the "Lawyeroonie."

* Main event starts and immediately becomes a gangland beatdown on Jericho, which is wrestling code for he's going to win.

* Oh wow, I think R-Truth can taste his tailbone after that jump to the outside. Miz is the worst trust fall partner ever.

* RAW ends just before Kane breaks down crying, asking Eve why Cena just can't see his side of anything before springing for a bucket of ice cream.