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I play fps', third person shooters, rpg's, jrpg's(are they considered different genres? lol), etc.
Right now my two favorite games from this gen of consoles would have to be Fallout 3 and Mass Effect.
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new Battlestar Galactica(Frak yeah!)
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Star Wars original trilogy
Shaun of the Dead(Best movie depicting what would realistically happen in case of zombies imo)
Army of Darkness
Edward Scissorhands
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Mars Attacks!
Batman
Batman Returns
Batman Begins
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Video game reviews
LOLface | 1:07 PM on 08.13.2010 2 comments


I posted this on another site and it made me want to review games here in a more... professional looking site and less of a forum. Anyways here are 5 mini reviews.

"1. Modern Warfare 2: Ok, this game is tricky. It's an online shooter so you know there's going to be douchers, campers, cheaters, annoying kids, annoying adults, wannabe stoners, etc. But the core game itself is good enough that you want to look past it. But then someone is in a rock and kills you so you rage quit and swear the game off for good.
2. Gears of War series: Ok, this is not your typical shooter game it's full of douchers, cheaters, annoying kids, annoying adults, wannabe stoners, and lag. It's also 3rd person so you know that means people will peak around corners which we know should be against the rules.
3. Fable II: Ok, this game is built on broken promises. We were promised this rich, huge world which just turned out to be a boring, mind numbing, linear rpg. You get a dog that helps sniff stuff out for you.. but he ends up running off sometimes during combat which can be pretty annoying. But it doesn't matter if you die, because you only lose a minuscule amount of xp so just hack and hack and hack and hack away without any sort of strategy! Also the story is cocks.
4. Fallout 3: I think some people are mistaken when they see this game. They this badass looking soldier dude and think, "Wow a generic space shooter! I wants it!!!1" but when they get it, they're like, "What? Talking and stuff? What is this WoW? I'm not a fuckin nerd!" Yes, Fallout 3 is a shooter RPG, heavily on RPG and shooting. It is also set in a post apocalyptic world. Meaning nuclear fallout(hints the name Fallout lol), meaning demolished building, radiation, etc. This game is not about a lush, fruitful world, I think this confuses some people.
5. Mass Effect series: People say, "Gee this game has talking in it? Too much talking, I just want to shoot shit!" "I don't understand the story." Well if you didn't just skip through all the talking, you might understand the story a little more don't you think? This is a RPG/shooter. RPG first. Shooter second, until they listened to the Mass Idiots(seewutididthur?) that wanted more shooting and less rpg(which made the first one great) and made the 2nd one. Given, the 2nd one is still good, they just listened to the wrong group of people. Playing a BioWare game and complaining about the RPG elements is like playing Madden and complaining that all you do is play football in it.
So, first ME=More talky RPG stuff and less focus on shooty shoot stuff
second ME=More shooty shoot stuff and less focus on RPG stuff

More to come when I feel like doing them, I have some shitty games to go play. "

If people like this, I may do more. No nerd raging, this is my opinion about the games.



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Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2010 14:11
Elsa
LOL! great mini-reviews! Not much real information, but for people that have/play these games I can see some of the humour!
Bigby's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2010 00:03
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You are not an asian business man.
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