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I've got a backlog (games I have that I still need to beat). Everybody does.

BioShock and Portal are some of my favorite games.

I love the SNES. So many great games Pilotwings, SMW, F-Zero, UN Squadron, FFIV & VI, Secret of Mana, Super Mario RPG, ActRaiser, Super Metroid, The Legend of Zelda: a Link to the Past... the list goes on.

I love playing the Xbox 360. I enjoy the Wii just fine, but I LOVE the 360.

Iplay Rock Band the most (probably) at parties, or in my Rock Band band Blargg with Dexter345.

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"Thank you for calling Destructoid, this is Kyle. How can I help you?"
KyleGamgee \| 5:46 PM on 07.10.2008	26 comments

It's finally happened. I felt it coming and today was the day.

I leave work last. I have about an hour to myself, and for the most part I am done with what work I did have for the day. So I come to Destructoid a lot of the time. I get so in the mindset that when the phone rings, bringing my attention back to work, I have had to think and remind myself what company is paying me for my time.

Today I answered too quickly.

"Thank you for calling Destruct-"

oops.

*fixed*

The customer seemed unphased, but I could barely keep from laughing at myself.

YOU'RE IN MY HEAD, PEOPLE!

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24 comments | showing # 1 to 24

king3vbo

Hahaha, awesome

Niero

HAHAHAHAHAH

007

and you're in my pants... *wink*

007

I'm sorry, was that too "Mr. Sadistic"?

MrSadistic

hmm delicious.

Don't worry, everything will be OK. I'm from Destructoid.

F Whipple

You've gotta quit now before it takes over the rest of your body

KyleGamgee

OoooOoooo...I get all wobbly inside when Niero pays me any attention.

@MrSadistic: Okay, that sounded way too cool-comfortable-creepy. Well done, sir.

Danmartigan

This is how it begins. Their mind control suddenly activates and the next thing you know you find yourself covered in blood wearing a sombrero and a fake mustache. MUSTACHE!!!

Darren Nakamura

I don't see where the mistake is.

Colette Bennett

Yes! As soon as we have a phone service you're the first to get hired, sir!

Krahsh

oh sweet jesus a dtoid call center? ....actually you know what, that gave me a great idea.
I am willing to re-enact any cutscene of any game of Mr.Sterling's choosing to record the voicemail greeting on my cell.

Takeshi

Awesome!
I've typed in "Destructoid" a couple times when I was searching a particular book for a customer. There isn't a book about Dtoid in the library. Somethings gotta change...

Darren Nakamura

Sometimes when I'm typing a word with "uct" in it, I automatically add "oid" to the end. It has resulted in me typing words like "constructoid," "introductoid," and "seductoid."

vonneuton

@dexter: When I'm at work looking up stuff for disassembly of computers, I'll sometimes type "instructoid"... so I feel you.

Dynamic Sheep

DANMARTIGAN knows the truth!

liam2015

Similar to dexter and vn1977, whenever alot of time when typing in the woed 'destruct' or 'destruction', I type in Destructoid instead.
I swear it's only a few steps away from spray-painting Mr. Destructoid on the school handball courts.

MechaMonkey

Your Destructoid may be recorded and monitored to better serve your needs.

KyleGamgee

Oh I bookmark Destructoid.com on every computer I use. I don't type it all that often.

At least I've stopped accidentally spelling it "Destructiod."

Hollie Bennett

in your head, where i belong! mwahahaahhahahah

Kryptinite

LOL..I've done that before :). I type it out to customers in emails too. Luckily I haven't sent one to them yet.

blehman

HAHAHHAHAHA!! Win dude.

TrailerParkJesus

lol

mamadonna81

You suck a dork, I swear.

BluDesign

I answered a phone "Thank you for calling Best Buy, how can I help?" and I've never worked for Best Buy. EVER. And I haven't worked in customer service for 7 fucking years.

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