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Top 5 Reasons to go to PAX
Kryptinite | 10:50 AM on 08.20.2009 16 comments



5. Because the show it's the after party. Then after the party it's the hotel lobby. Then we light someone on fire.
All of this has been known to occur.

4. You'll be jealous of all the fun that will be had.
You don't want to be that person who sits on the c-blogs whining about how you didn't get to go to PAX. And then proceed to talk shit about the people who did get to go.


3. You might get a chance to wear the helmet.
Be forewarned, that shit is heavy. Although I'm sure you'll get to rock the new hotness at PAX :). I heard it has controls to insta-ban trolls inside the helmet. It also has x ray vision.


2. Community. Nuff Said.


1. Red Lion Bar
This is the best bar ever! You just sit outside and get waited on all night long! There will be no need for you to yell at the manager of the place and she won't treat you like a child! You won't have to go off on her because she's retarded and doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. You can even bring your own beer!



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Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
I think both Mr.Destructoid helmets should be there and be worn by chicks while they're wrestling in mud.

Niero make it happen.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Hey! That's our hotel.
McSnow's Destructoid Blog
I remember the first night in the Red Lion Bar where I almost forgot to tip the waitress and she yelled at me.

Can't wait to go back!
DJDuffy 's Destructoid Blog
home sweet home, bleh!
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
Man, there's a lot of people in that community picture. I say we top that shit this year.

And yes..mud.
JohnnyViral's Destructoid Blog
Ill go ill myself now.... Fuck the economy...


See you at PAX East *sigh*
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
fuck you
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
NO FUCK YOU LAZAR!
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
Lazyyyyy, you left off 5 of them
randombullseye's Destructoid Blog
I have a real job.
bloodylip's Destructoid Blog
What about the After-After-After-After-After party?
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
I don't have the attention span to do a top 10.

@randombullseye
I did too...last year. I still went :). NOT AN EXCUSE!!!
randombullseye's Destructoid Blog
@Kryptinite

Someone on the front page had a huge flame war with that as their main argument about PAX. You big silly goose!

Not to veer off topic, but does Black Latern superman have a weakness to kryptinite?
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
@randombullseye

Fuck...I miss all the good flame wars.

Also...yes?


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