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Tales of a QA Tester: Part 1 - The Awakening
Kryptinite | 9:18 PM on 07.30.2009 25 comments


I know it's been awhile but I've been damn busy. Hopefully I'll be able to finish this 3 part series? 2 part series? And no, I didn't proofread it! I'm going to bed.

It's January 2009 and the company is in chaos. With the recent changes in the economy and the huge bandwidth bill coming in every month, drastic measures need to be taken. At first, it was subtle with just one or two people but quickly the numbers increased in size. Towards the end of that month there were droves of people being fired left and right, many with no explanations at all. But I knew. I knew this day was coming for a long time, 6 months to be exact. So with each passing day I saved, searched, and contemplated my next move. I was ready for whatever they threw my way.

Nevertheless, I always asked myself these questions;

"What would I do when it happened?"
"Would I throw chairs or just leave quietly?"
"Would I be one of those who would be saved?"
"WHEN will it happen?"

January 23rd, 2009: The day that will suck balls forever in my mind. I lost my cushion of a job. It came quickly and swiftly; no pain at ail. My manager came into my office, told me I was let go, and sent me to HR. While in the HR room I was given my last paycheck, a pretty awesome severance package, and a paper to sign that basically stated that I wouldn't come back to the office and blow it up. I signed to paper and left the building never to return again. Time to set my plan in motion.



Since I was smart enough to save most of my money, I decided I wanted to work for my local video game company. I would be able to start off at a relatively low salary as I worked my way up the corporate ladder. I've had experience programming different things at my last job and I consider video games a strong passion of mine. Why wouldn't I want to do something I love for work? The only thing I didn't figure into my plan was the economy. Being that the economy was basically eating itself alive, no one was hiring. NO ONE! I checked the video game company's website 10 times a day and never saw one job posting until March 1st. On that day, I was greeted by not a blank page laughing me in the face but a position: QA Tester.

At first I thought there was no way in hell I would apply for that job. They do not make near enough money for me to sustain the gaming habit I have. There surely had to be something else! Sadly, there wasn't. I began to remember all of the developers I've heard throughout the year and most of them mentioned the same thing, "I worked my way up through QA." Yes, QA would be my foot in the door. QA would be the job that would get me into the industry I long to be in. QA will be my chosen path to my ultimate destiny.



I filled out the application, sent it in on Wednesday, had an interview on Friday, and started work on Monday. I remember the hiring director mentioning something about there being overtime but I've done overtime before. I didn't give it a second thought. Get me into the QA department already!

So the journey begins. The first week was orientation and then they would set me loose on the team. Time to grasp this opportunity by the neck and squeeze out my success. I'm excited, motivated, and ready to rock faces.

Let's do this.

Then the week after orientation begins and I was introduce to my new team and the game I would be working on. This is where things changed my prospective of the video game industry forever.



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25 comments | showing # 1 to 25
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Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2009 21:31
Technophile
:D

Very interested to read the rest of this.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2009 21:50
GuitarAtomik
Awesome! Can't wait to hear more.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2009 22:11
Darren Nakamura
I'm looking forward to seeing where this goes. Mostly because I am jobless and could possibly get a job in QA testing.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2009 22:12
de BLOO
:D indeed.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2009 22:16
Kryptinite
@dexter345

Ill be sure to finish it then :). Talk to mister Suh as well. He warned me :). Not saying that it's all bad.

...I've said to much.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2009 22:19
Corak
Good stuff, can't wait to hear more. I feel like I'm in the same boat as you were. I think my days at the company I'm with now are numbered.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2009 22:25
Tubatic
Oh man! I was wonder where your blogs were! Evidently, you didn't have time to write them :)

Definitely looking forward to reading more!
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2009 22:40
Puppy Licks
I like where this is going :)
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2009 22:40
Qraze
good luck man. i been exploring a new opportunity myself, i'll be making money grow on trees, literally. fuck the government.
Mike Moran's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2009 22:46
Mike Moran
Good luck on this journey of yours, sir.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2009 22:50
Jordan Devore
You're killing me here. I want to know more!

I'm always fascinated by stories of how people pushed their way into the industry, so I'll be watching for parts two, three, and hopefully more to come after that.
VashTS's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2009 23:06
VashTS
This could turn out to be one of the most interesting series of C-blogs in a while. I'm looking forward to see how this works out for you.

I'm in need of a job and sadly theres no game companies around here, looks like ill start below QA....gamestop..
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 00:08
Elsa
Oh... a cliff hanger ending!

Great read so far!
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 00:20
Jesse Cortez
@Kryptinite

<3

You have me hooked already!
Reveille's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 00:33
Reveille
Congrats on getting work in times like these. Please keep up on this piece, as it's always interesting to hear what noobs in any industry learn on the job.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:45
TheToiletDuck
That's cool. Will be great to hear a first hand experience.

Remember to tell them to tighten up the graphics on level 3.
PKN's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 08:24
PKN
SPOILER WARNING:
No one moves up to production from QA anymore.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 08:35
ZombiePlatypus
I'm interested in reading where your story leads, so I'll be keeping an eye out for part deux.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 08:53
blehman
Wait wait wait wait wait...you're black?
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 09:16
nademagnet
I remember this. I was there! Sorta. :D
Tell us more!

Also, we're grill'n tomorrow night. Party Even! You better come.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 09:30
Kryptinite
Shut your mouth Blehman.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 09:34
RonBurgandy2010
This was awesome, I can't wait for the next installments.
mikepino's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2009 22:52
mikepino
Nice recap of our job. How are things going at the former employer? Do you plan on mentioning any of the awesome people that worked with you?
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2009 01:15
timtheterrible
Don't forget to tell them if the graphics need to be tightened up a little bit.
Josh Wanamaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2009 13:28
Josh Wanamaker
Oh, this will be fun. I can't wait to watch as your opinion of the industry slowly shrivels into a lump of cold hatred, which is GENERALLY what happens to the majority of folk that work QA.
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