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Since it's Tyra Tuesday....
Kryptinite | 2:23 PM on 01.06.2009 10 comments





I wanted to express my undying love for her. I had a chubby for her ever since I first laid eyes on her when she was on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.



So here's to Tyra Banks!

Making Kryp stand to attention since 1993



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Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 14:33
Brian Szabelski
Now this is a story
All about how my life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air


In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys who were up to no good
started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and
my mom scared and said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air


I begged and pleaded with her day after day
but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She give me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class yo this is bad drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air live like?
hmmm this might be all right

But wait I hear they're prissy BOURGOISE and all that
is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat
I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well uh the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a cab
and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and it had dice in the mirror
if anything I could say that this cab was rare
but I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
and I yelled to the cabbie yo ho smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom
I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 14:33
BulletTrain
Kryptinite and Tyra sittin in a tree...
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 14:35
Kryptinite
F-U-C...what?
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 14:52
bhive01
K-I-N-G?

amirite?
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 14:55
SilverDragon1979
... first comes love ... then comes a makeover ...
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 14:55
Jim Sterling
It is SO Tyra Tuesday.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 16:18
BigPopaGamer
I thought I made you stand at attention.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2009 01:35
AgentMOO
Atten hut!
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