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First! what i've learned from star wars

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1. In order to be a bad ass, something fucked must happen to you while you were a kid.
Examples:
* Anakin aka Darth Vader: Mom died as a kid, becomes a slave.
* Boba Fett: Dad gets beheaded by muthafuckin [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTo48iR58VE" target="_blank]Sam Jackson.[/url]
* Luke Skywalker: Lives with his aunt and uncle so obviously mom and dad aren't in the picture. Obi told him that Vader killed his dad. (which is a fucking lie but whatever)

2. The more limbs you get cutoff, the more l33t you will become.

3. Falling in love with a female and being super jealous leads to the dark side, ultimately cementing your role as a bad ass. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZYQUq3q9HQ" target="_blank](besides the crying like a little bitch...)[/url]

4. No matter what movie he's in, Harrison Ford will always be Indiana Jones. And I know, Indiana Jones came out after the first Star Wars. Don't give a shit.

5. George Lucas is a money hungry douche because he got talked into making the prequel movies. All he did was fuck up people's childhood. Way to go George, way to go.
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About Kryptiniteone of us since 1:07 PM on 03.12.2007

Name: Jermaine aka Kryptinite (yes I know it's spelled incorrectly)
Location: Orlando/Deltona, FL
Occupation: the internets and gaming.


I still live....


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