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5 Things I’ve Learned from Guitar Hero: Aerosmith
Kryptinite | 4:18 PM on 07.09.2008 27 comments




5. Mr. Tyler has hot daughters and they clearly didn't get their looks from him.
I don't know if it's because I have the Wii Version or because I play the game when I'm really tired but he's a pretty scary man to look at. But at least he's not as scary as Super Jaw

...and yes, I said daughters.

4. I thought I like Aerosmith way more than I actually do.
Turns out the only song that I really enjoy by them is Dream On. The other is that song from Armageddon but whatever...

3. GH: Aerosmith is a genre of music rather than a nice sampling of everything rock.
Which sucks, plain and simple. I'm not saying the music sucks but I am saying that playing songs in the same vain of each other over and over again blows.

2. They actually ramp up the difficulty quite nicely this time around.
I can actually finish Hard in this game! Maybe they figured only old women would be playing this, so they went ahead and dumb the difficulty down a little so grandma wouldn't have a stroke trying to get past that stupid METALLICA SONG!!!! (I'm sorry, I'm projecting again)

1. If you're not a huge Aerosmith fan, this game isn't for you.
I'm sure everyone knew this but it can't be restated enough. I own it because my girlfriend loves Guitar Hero and we play it together. It's fun playing it with her but there's no way I'd play this game on my own. Save up your pennies kids and just get the gift that keeps on giving: Rock Band.

Actually, if you don't own anything but the Wii, you might have to settle for this. Hopefully E3 will bring some good news to you in monogamist console relationships.



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blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 16:39
blehman
Five things I learned from this post:

5. Kryp buy what his woman wants.
4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
3. Now he's stuck with GH:Aerosmith.
2. Wait....Kryp likes that Armaggedon song?
1. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 16:43
MrSadistic
1. holy crap it's a black guy
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 16:46
Justice
Your girl made you buy this? Odd choice for her to make.

Also, Liv Tyler > All other Tylers


(Not the best picture but it will do for this comparison.)
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 17:00
randombullseye
Mia Tyler for the win.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 17:01
TrailerParkJesus
Hey I liked that Armageddon song too. I don't wanna close my eyes...
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 17:01
Kryptinite
@blehman

You have number 5 wrong buddy. My girl bought Aerosmith. I don't buy Wii games anymore, she's adopted it until something cool comes out. If ever.

@justice

That is correct although you could have picked a better picture.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 17:05
B-Radicate
I was looking forward to this game because I heard the difficulty curve was much more user-friendly, but I realized that I really don't like Aerosmith enough to buy it. Oh well. Hopefully they will tone down the difficulty for GH4 like they kinda did in Rock Band instead of making it so hard people break their guitars in frustration.
Ocified-Xboxer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 17:10
Ocified-Xboxer
In a slightly insane way I think Liv kinda looks like Steve...I could see this not really clicking for someone who isn't a big fan of their stuff. I thought the idea of them adding in stuff from bands that had some kind of history with the group (like Cheap Trick) was a good idea to break up the Aeorsmith-ness of it.

I've not yet played it, but I'm sure I'll snag a used copy down the line for something different.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 17:25
Maurice Tan
Man, I agree with all points <3

5. I thought the default big-mouth singer was actually Tyler, before he came onstage and had an even bigger mouth.
4. Ignore Blehman, that Armageddon song is one of only songs by Aerosmith that I like and it wasn't in the game!
3. I found out I hate this genre
2. It's horrible if you're used to playing GH/RB on expert :(
Glad to hear that it's more fun if you're used to playing it on Hard though.
1. This game taught me I hate Aerosmith :)
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 17:40
blehman
I stand by my comment that the Armageddon song sucks. And if your girl got it then I don't revoke your good taste card Kryp.

Also, @PEW: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
I234P3I2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 17:41
I234P3I2
Ar...Ar..Arwen? *goes back to watching LotR*
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 17:51
king3vbo
Liv Tyler... *drool*
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 17:56
Maurice Tan
@Blehman: for you!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 18:43
007
How could anyone NOT like the Armageddon song??
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 19:14
bloodylip
I stand by Blehman's comment.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 19:33
nintendoll
Please the only good thing on the Armageddon sountrack was Deeper Underground by Jamiroquai
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 21:14
Darren Nakamura
I require more pictures of his daughters.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:18
Aziel13
duely noted
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:52
Mr Wilson
Wait...your NOT black...WTF???

Also, Armageddon song? Really? I expected better from a fan of The 36 Chambers...Color me disappointed in you!
lacysquid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 23:37
lacysquid
The only reason I would play GH:Aerosmith is for Mott the Hoople. Might I add, thats a terrible reason.

Although, for undisclosed reasons, the song "Love in an Elevator" is hilarious.

And why Aerosmith? Of all bands, Aerosmith?
Funktastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 02:56
Funktastic
SELL ME ONE OF YOUR VIRTUAL BOYS! =P *incase you didn't read my response on my gaming setup post*
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 08:23
BigPopaGamer
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE ARMAGEDDON SONG!! It introduced our generation to Aerosmith and all that is....um.....old.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 11:02
Kryptinite
@Mr. Wilson

Fuck you!! Man, I swear...
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 11:21
Butmac
All great pointers, this is the most niche game ever.

KRYP IS WHIPPED!!!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2008 09:44
Kryptinite
@Butmac

!

I just play nice with the girlfriend.
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