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UNTIL I DOUBLE DOWNED THAT BITCH
Krow | 10:02 PM on 10.16.2009 106 comments




Please, under no circumstances should any of you attempt what I have done in this video.



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MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
Now just what the hell am I supposed to say about that?
MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
Yeah, either of those would work.
kaciesaurus's Destructoid Blog
you didn't even eat the whole thing.
Krow's Destructoid Blog
Here, have some reference mk.
ChronosWing's Destructoid Blog
"I'm presently a high school drop out who has no fucking clue what to do with his life."

Oh, now this makes more sense.
MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
I thought this was a site about video games ...
phantomile's Destructoid Blog
@mkshiranui: It was...UNTIL I DOUBLE DOWNED THAT BITCH!
MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
And ChronosWing, that was a cheap shot. First, Krow can do whatever he darn well pleases in life (though I disagree with his choice). Second, if anything, people in college do things like this routinely, so education has nothing to do with it.
gatorsax2010's Destructoid Blog
@mkshiranui

Oh, it's so much more than that.

Bravo, Krow. Bravo.
Diverse's Destructoid Blog
hey krow your pretty cute i like your hair :3
Krow's Destructoid Blog
@Diverse
If you were closer I would make out with you. <3
MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
@Phantomile and GatorSax

Yeah, that's becoming rapidly apparent ... So if I do something profoundly stupid, I'm allowed to blog about it without criticism?
phantomile's Destructoid Blog
If you're doing it as part of an established Destructoid meme, sure.
Know your context.
ChronosWing's Destructoid Blog
I wasn't taking any cheap shots at him, just saying this is the kind of shit people do when they sit around the house all day doing nothing, I wasn't implying he was undereducated. But now that I have seen the thread I retract me previous statement anyways, didn't realize he did this because other people did. Just thought it was something random he came up with it.
Krow's Destructoid Blog
Why am I not surprised this spawned drama? That just makes it extra worthwhile.
MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
Context. Damn.

Also, my hair used to be 24" in length, and it's a better color.

Finally, I need to ask: Is your name Chrono or Chronos? I've seen both.
Gyrael's Destructoid Blog
Power to the double down.
ChronosWing's Destructoid Blog
It's ChronosWing, a lot people always think it's Swing, unless I capitalize correctly, unfortunately when I made my dtoid account I forgot to do so.
MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
Ah, good. ChronoSwing makes no sense: I always picture a giant pocket watch swinging like a pendulum.

At least I don't have that problem. MK is so much more convenient.
Zodiac Eclipse's Destructoid Blog
How do you see? Why the hell does this video last over 7 mins? What's going on here?
Trebz's Destructoid Blog
WHERE ARE YOUR EYES, MAN?!
Krow's Destructoid Blog
I took them out. Looking upon the beast and eating it at the same time wasn't feasible.
ChronosWing's Destructoid Blog
@Mk

lol, funny thing about what you just said, sounds a lot like the Chrono Trigger opening screen. Which is my favorite game of all time and somewhat related to my username.
MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
First I accidently do the "Heavy and Sandvich" reference, and now this. I knew I was intelligent, but I've never shown any signs of ESP until now!
diceshow7's Destructoid Blog
You make an excellent case for the "negative-fap" button.

Bravo.
MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
Why is this article titled "UNTIL I DOWNED THAT Lobster Milkshake" on the front page?
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I just wanted to say you look like a total gay.
CrocBox's Destructoid Blog
Did you really have to stop yourself from throwing up? lol couldn't have been that bad
ChronosWing's Destructoid Blog
@mk

Front page replace's swear words with Lobster Milkshake.
MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
What? Whatever for? The editors' articles have swear words in them all the time!
Gyrael's Destructoid Blog
You can e-mail Hamza if you want to get that fixed, Chrono.

AND THEN YOU CAN DOUBLE IT DOWN.
ChronosWing's Destructoid Blog
Yes but if you notice mk, swear words don't start until after the jump, the front page is completely void of them.
ChronosWing's Destructoid Blog
@Gyrael

Done, lol Hamza is my fucking hero.
ChronosWing's Destructoid Blog
Well it is censored.
MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
Replacing the vowel with an asterisk and other minor changes that preserve the meaning doesn't really count as censoring IMO. That's why titles like Time Fcuk are so funny.

Know could just change the article title to UNTIL I DOUBLED DOWNED THAT B*TCH and no one would notice.

And for the record, that is the first time I have used either of those two words on the Internet, or written them for that matter. Historic occasion here.
Krow's Destructoid Blog
@mkshiranui
Also, cocks.
MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
Could someone explain that phrase to me before I am forced to blog about the incomprehensible innuendo on this site?
SuitcoatAvenger's Destructoid Blog
fuck the noise, I'm proud of you, boy.
Krow's Destructoid Blog
@mkshiranui
Nothing to explain hombre, it's the site motto. I can't tell if it upsets you or not, and forgive me if it doesn't, but please, if it does, get over yourself.
MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
... ...

I didn't say I was upset (I'm not), I'm just can't figure out where the hell it came from. Was it one of Niero's three-in-the-morning ideas or did it just spontaneously appear on the site's header?
Scion of Mogo's Destructoid Blog
it's magic. The magic of Cocks. and also, cocks. maybe tactycackes and I can teach people about the might of cocks
SuitcoatAvenger's Destructoid Blog
Please don't ask about also, cocks.

this is a video game site, sir.
MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
You're all nuts.

I'll fit in perfectly here.
falinter's Destructoid Blog
the Double Down is coming to town.

All of thanksgiving is going to be double downed in my home.
Krow's Destructoid Blog
@mkshiranui
The difference is that we're all pretending to be crazy to lull you into a false sense of security. Then we rape you and take your wallet.
Scion of Mogo's Destructoid Blog
That video is awesome. you doubledowned the shit out of that bitch
MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
Oh no, I've done extensive observations of the wildlife on this site, and it's completely obvious everyone here is nuts. Jane Goodall would go back home and become a high-school biology teacher.

Also, you don't want my wallet. There's photos of me in there.


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