Hello Destructoid. Do you remember me? It's alright if you don't, it's been nearly a year since my last post, and I haven't been very active in the community. Still, hello all the same. I'm writing this blog as an introduction for all you cool cats I've never met, and a re-introduction to the few of you I did. Here's a small sampling of some of the things I used to write for this fine neck of the e-woods. This is clearly my best work.

Man, I have no idea where to go with this, so here's a blurry picture of me flashing you with my goodies:



I'll give you a moment to take it all in. I know how disturbing it can be to look at me.

Here, have this to wash out the bad juju:



Better now? Good, because I've managed to come up with some filler content to make this post look more legitimate! My username is Krow, as you've probably already noticed. My real name is Zachery Norman, as you may not have noticed. It's blatantly obvious that I love video games. Some of my favorites include the big budget Final Fantasy titles that have been a part of the gaming world for decades, as well as flashy stuff like Bulletstorm and the Metal Gear Solid series. Still, I've found that my gaming tastes have shifted over the course of this current generation of consoles, and that the vast majority of my favorite titles to have come out in the past few years are those that truly stand out as something new and unique. Favorites in this department include games like Spelunky, Minecraft, Splosion Man, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Noby Noby Boy, Costume Quest, Don't Look Back, Red Faction Guerilla, and Demon's Souls.

I love video games. I love Destructoid. I love you.

Hello again, everyone! Hopefully you'll be seeing my name around here more often.

Do let me know if you'd like to make sex.