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Identity of Scary Womanizing Pig Mask revealed, shocking revelations inside
Krow | 5:41 PM on 09.06.2009 36 comments




Fellow users of Destructoid, men, women, children alike, I have discovered the true identity of local community member Scary Womanizing Pig Mask. After much SCIENCE! and REASON! I have deduced that SWPM is the Rick Moranis. All five of you who remember the contest I teased last month will be happy to know that free games and Rick Moranis are related.

Stay tuned for more and remember to send your fan mail to scarywomanizingpigmask@gmail.com.



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Dead Movie Star's Destructoid Blog
This aroused me.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Destructoid Blog
Well shit; the game is now afoot!
Krow's Destructoid Blog
I TOLD YOU SO.
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
Awesome and amazing, all at once. :D
the GAMEGOBLIN's Destructoid Blog
DAMMIT SCARY WHY WOULD YOU KEEP THAT FROM ME I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIIIIIIIEEEEENNNNNDDDDDDSSSSS
gatorsax2010's Destructoid Blog
I internet-know a famous person!
Gyrael's Destructoid Blog
Shiver me timbers!
theredpepperofdoom's Destructoid Blog
Umm...what? AWESOME!
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
Rick Moranis has become a beautiful woman.
de BLOO's Destructoid Blog
.......
Jesus H Christ's Destructoid Blog
Called it.
ace of knaves's Destructoid Blog
I FUCKING KNEW IT!
Krow's Destructoid Blog
At first glance, this may appear to be a joke. I must assure my readers that this is no laughing matter. Rick Moranis is on Destructoid. Bow down at his feet.
timtheterrible's Destructoid Blog
There are no girls on the internet.
shipero's Destructoid Blog
@Scary Womanizing Pig Mask a.k.a. Ricky M.
Hey asshole, why didn't you lend your voice talents to the Ghostbusters game? Jerk.

And while you're at it, tell Sigourney Weaver I said "Fuck off!"
T-rav's Destructoid Blog
Is this serious? Is he really?


That's magic.
Jack Maverick's Destructoid Blog
The next time there is a failblog, I hope a Rick Moranis image dump occurs.
Jonathan Holmes's Destructoid Blog
I love your work, Rick! Your vintage SCTV stuff is probably my favorite, particularly your Richard Harris impression.
Tino's Destructoid Blog
I knew it!
shipero's Destructoid Blog
@Jonathan Holmes

He's Rick Moranis, not Dave Thomas.
Jonathan Holmes's Destructoid Blog
@ Shipero- Damn you! I was trying to catch him in a trap!
Elsa's Destructoid Blog
Beauty eh!

(and I have to wonder how many would catch that as a Bob and Doug reference?)
CrakieRacooon's Destructoid Blog
Shit, I knew it!
T-rav's Destructoid Blog
Really? Is this really happening? Man, I'm so confused. Reality is no longer certain, and the curtains of time and reason as I knew them have been ripped from the walls, pulled back for all to see my confused and naked state. NO! STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE INSANE NOT ME! I'M NOT MAD! HELP ME SOMEONE HELP ME SOMEONE ME HELP AHHGHGHGHGHG!
Zodiac Eclipse's Destructoid Blog
I might have been able to argue with SCIENCE or possibly with REASONS, heck even JOURNALISM can sometimes be suspect, but the combination of two of these iconic proof theories can only mean that SWPM is now and has always been Dark Helmet. Well played good sirs.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
LOL @ Shipero.
Stevil's Destructoid Blog
Dear Rick,

Please make a sequel to Strange Brew.

Ta,
Steve


Sam Spectre's Destructoid Blog
I always knew he had something to hide.
DaedHead8's Destructoid Blog
I agree with Shipero, SWPM, you're an asshole for passing up on Ghostbusters. You turned an awesome game into a slightly less awesome game and I will NEVER forgive you. Well, maybe if you do what Stevil asked, then I might forgive you. Especially if you turn Strange Brew 2 into an Adventure game.
bleep's Destructoid Blog
This makes complete sense, thanks for pulling back the curtain on this.
Molotov Cupcake's Destructoid Blog
Should have known.
digtastik's Destructoid Blog
This is horseshit.
Nameless Monster's Destructoid Blog
No digtastik, that's where you're wrong. This is THE TRUTH. And it scares you. So your mind TRIES to MAKE YOU THINK that it's horseshit. Because you can't face the TRUTH of SCIENCE and REASON.

YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SIR!


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