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I'm an aspiring writer, musician, and artist. That doesn't necessarily mean I'm very talented in any of those fields, but that won't stop me from throwing the titles around. I'm presently a high school graduate who has no idea what he wants to do with his life.

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Identity of Scary Womanizing Pig Mask revealed, shocking revelations inside
Krow \| 5:41 PM on 09.06.2009	37 comments

Fellow users of Destructoid, men, women, children alike, I have discovered the true identity of local community member Scary Womanizing Pig Mask. After much SCIENCE! and REASON! I have deduced that SWPM is the Rick Moranis. All five of you who remember the contest I teased last month will be happy to know that free games and Rick Moranis are related.

Stay tuned for more and remember to send your fan mail to scarywomanizingpigmask@gmail.com.

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35 comments | showing # 1 to 35

Dead Movie Star

This aroused me.

Chris Carter

WHO THE FUCK IS RICK MORANIS?

Clint

Well shit; the game is now afoot!

Krow

I TOLD YOU SO.

Monodi

Mushman

Awesome and amazing, all at once. :D

the GAMEGOBLIN

DAMMIT SCARY WHY WOULD YOU KEEP THAT FROM ME I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIIIIIIIEEEEENNNNNDDDDDDSSSSS

gatorsax2010

I internet-know a famous person!

Gyrael

Shiver me timbers!

theredpepperofdoom

Umm...what? AWESOME!

tazarthayoot

Rick Moranis has become a beautiful woman.

de BLOO

.......

Jesus H Christ

Called it.

ace of knaves

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

Krow

At first glance, this may appear to be a joke. I must assure my readers that this is no laughing matter. Rick Moranis is on Destructoid. Bow down at his feet.

timtheterrible

There are no girls on the internet.

shipero

@Scary Womanizing Pig Mask a.k.a. Ricky M.
Hey asshole, why didn't you lend your voice talents to the Ghostbusters game? Jerk.

And while you're at it, tell Sigourney Weaver I said "Fuck off!"

T-rav

Is this serious? Is he really?

That's magic.

Jack Maverick

The next time there is a failblog, I hope a Rick Moranis image dump occurs.

Jonathan Holmes

I love your work, Rick! Your vintage SCTV stuff is probably my favorite, particularly your Richard Harris impression.

Tino

I knew it!

shipero

@Jonathan Holmes

He's Rick Moranis, not Dave Thomas.

Jonathan Holmes

@ Shipero- Damn you! I was trying to catch him in a trap!

Elsa

Beauty eh!

(and I have to wonder how many would catch that as a Bob and Doug reference?)

CrakieRacooon

Shit, I knew it!

T-rav

Really? Is this really happening? Man, I'm so confused. Reality is no longer certain, and the curtains of time and reason as I knew them have been ripped from the walls, pulled back for all to see my confused and naked state. NO! STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE INSANE NOT ME! I'M NOT MAD! HELP ME SOMEONE HELP ME SOMEONE ME HELP AHHGHGHGHGHG!

Joanna Mueller

I might have been able to argue with SCIENCE or possibly with REASONS, heck even JOURNALISM can sometimes be suspect, but the combination of two of these iconic proof theories can only mean that SWPM is now and has always been Dark Helmet. Well played good sirs.

Y0j1mb0

LOL @ Shipero.

Stevil

Dear Rick,

Please make a sequel to Strange Brew.

Ta,
Steve

Sam Spectre

I always knew he had something to hide.

JT Murphy

DaedHead8

I agree with Shipero, SWPM, you're an asshole for passing up on Ghostbusters. You turned an awesome game into a slightly less awesome game and I will NEVER forgive you. Well, maybe if you do what Stevil asked, then I might forgive you. Especially if you turn Strange Brew 2 into an Adventure game.

bleep

This makes complete sense, thanks for pulling back the curtain on this.

digtastik

This is horseshit.

Nameless Monster

No digtastik, that's where you're wrong. This is THE TRUTH. And it scares you. So your mind TRIES to MAKE YOU THINK that it's horseshit. Because you can't face the TRUTH of SCIENCE and REASON.

YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SIR!

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