You ain't drunk.

You'd try and make less mistakes by acting sober. Then you'd be crying about how Destructoid isn't your Destructoid anymore, followed by a pining for the old days and saying "This is why I just post on teh (drunk sic) forums and/or don't do blogs anymre (drunk sic)." Finally, to show no hard feelings, you'd put LOL and a smiley face to make sure you were "just playing around".

Then people like me would just write a comment and saying "You're not drunk. You haven't made nearly enough mistakes. Then you wouldn't be crying about how Destructoid isn't your Destructoid anymore, followed by shunning of the old days and saying 'This is why I only post on the blgs (sober sic).' Finally, to show no hard feelings, you wouldn't leave a LOL or a smiley face because everyone is on the same page.".

So then you'd make a real drunk blog and someone would say "That ain't a real drunk blog..."

AND IT WOULD BE AN ENDLESS CYCLE!

That's a REAL drunk blog, sonny.

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@Elsa: No, this is awesome. This is Dtoid. Good shit Krow.

that video is hypnotic.

The tarantula made of cows made this all worthwhile.

I hope I never have to use the above sentence again, regardless of context.

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