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Favorite games:
Breath of Fire III
Breath of Fire IV
Chrono Trigger
Chrono Cross
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Final Fantasy series
Gradius III
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Mega Man series
Mega Man Legends
Mega Man Legends 2
Mega Man X series
No More Heroes
No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
Paper Mario
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Persona 3
Persona 4
Phantasy Star II
Phantasy Star IV
Pikmin II
Pokemon Gold
R-Type III
Shadow Hearts: Covenant
An assortment of other games I'm forgetting

I'm an aspiring writer, musician, and artist. That doesn't necessarily mean I'm very talented in any of those fields, but that won't stop me from throwing the titles around. I'm presently a high school graduate who has no idea what he wants to do with his life.

Contact me. I'm bored.

AIM: clumsybigfoot
MSN: deadz837@hotmail.com
Gtalk: zachery.norman@gmail.com

(Last Updated Saturday October 2nd, 2010)

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Krow \| 9:03 PM on 03.10.2009	41 comments

Man I'm such a dirty whore for doing this. If I didn't think I could get something out of you guys I wouldn't do this, but I have no choice. You're all just too good for me to pass this chance up. Tonight I stopped by Gamestop and picked up a 1600 Point Xbox Live card, so that I could exploit the masses while still giving back to the community. Don't worry guys, next time I do this it'll just be for free!

My favorite games are Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie. Thanks to that I love Banjo and Kazooie as video game characters. Who ever draws me running through a field or on a hill inside Banjo's backpack, arms in the air out of pure glee, Kazooie running alongside us, and pictures Bottles the mole in the distance (this part is totally optional), wins the points. If you really don't feel like drawing all that just do an awesome Banjo Kazooie themed banner for me with me in it.

Here's a couple reference photos of my ugly ass:

Ah the joys of being 16 and displaying yourself on the net.

Anyway! After you have the necessary lol at me, let me know you're interested.

Peace DTOID.

UPDATE: Whoever sends me the most charming (doesn't have to be great) drawing wins a crappy Protoman action figure released back in 1998, out of the packaging! Also, I demand color.

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40 comments | showing # 1 to 40

Sam Spectre

Back in the forums, monkey.

MEE

when does the ontest end?

Tehmtnlion

I hope you like stickmen and elongated penises!

garison

Sorry, I'm no artist.

Krow

It ends whenever I get picture that makes me jaw drop in a good way, but believe me, that's not too hard to do. How about one month unless I get a dead winner?

Aaron Mxy Yost

Per court order, I'm no longer allowed to draw pictures of 16-year-olds I meet through the internet

Krow

@Mxyzptlk

I rate your comment 2 out of 5 firetrucks.

Gyrael

I see the TMNT shirt. That is awesome.

Sam Spectre

^ 5 minutes

I'll do it this weekend when I have more time.

Krow

@Sam

Holy shit Sam, I had no idea you were into art.

MEE

i made that in 25 min :

i hope it's okay...

Krow

@Mee

You're in the contenders for the Protoman action figure, and I just fucking lol'ed all over the floor.

MEE

i don't want to sound like a bitch but a 1600 point card would be really usefull since i bought a 360 this week. Protoman is awesome too, pic?

Krow

He's just an action figure, but he looks cool on top of stuff.

Sam Spectre

There are people here who can cartoon waaaay better than me, but I'll see what I can whip up.

bbrigg1

I have the same TMNT shirt. I like your style.

Atlas

I have arts.

Krow

@Atlas

Oh my fucking God...

ZombiePlatypus

I'm in, I'll get something done by the end of the week if you haven't already made your choice by then...

kezins

MP will come in handy for me considering my 360 is still broken. I'm like an idiot in my basement trying to reconstruct one since I refuse to pay MS any more money (lol). I actually picked up 2 broken 360s from friends for parts and am combining them with my broken Elite.. it will basically be an Xbox 360 Pro Elite Arcade if I can ever get it to work.

kezins

Sam Spectre

This took 20 minutes so if you want to use it I could try to do a neater one with shading. Kiiinda didn't follow the guidelines.

bbrigg1

This is gonna get cut off, I think, so view the whole image for all its glory.

Krow

@Sam

Nah it's cool man, as long as it's Banjo Kazooie esque.

@Bbrigg1

That made me lol. :]

randombullseye

I'm working on it now.

In paint.

randombullseye

Krow

Randombullseye you are insane.

That IS charming though.

MechaMonkey

What's the deadline on this?

Krow

I'll give it a month window for something to really floor me, if that happens before the month window is up I'll shorten it to one week of time remaining. As of right now you've got four weeks.

Infinite Obscurity

Time for me to learn how to draw.

blehman

CUT YOUR HAIR YOU FUCKING HIPPIE.

crackity jones

I thought that was a Woot shirt ... but I guess it isn't ... cool none the less.

Krow

@Twister

It is.

ZombiePlatypus

Damn, it got cut off... How about this...

Spectral

dunna nun nun

he's a fighting robot

dunna nun nun

PROTOMAN*

*edited megaman with protoman for more relevant sense** to the protoman figure
**because it made sense for the action figure, duh***
***now this just doesn't make any sense****
****COCKS.

jackal27

Hey man! I really want to draw this, but I have to write two papers tomorrow! Give me a couple of days and I'll totally make it for you.

Krow

You've got a month Jackal! :D

TrailerParkJesus

I might do a banner. We'll see.

maarken

yea, it's the shirt.woot "The legend begins..." also, the Link shirt from there is awesome. I got my "Orange you Glad I didn't turn on the Light?" shirt from there with an orange juice box stabbed in the head with a straw..

Shirt.woot ftw!

Aside from that, I shall see if I can come up with a sketch for you, good sir.

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