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About
My name is Kristina and I love my boyfriend <3.

Wait, that's not interesting yet. Second try. I'm female, I play games.

Shit, that's still not that interesting.



Let's see... I'm into photography and I'm an aspiring travel journalist. For now, I'm trying to get my name out there in other fields that I can write about..like movies and games. I consider myself more of a casual gamer, but I am an opinionated casual gamer. My favorite kinds of games are RPGs or puzzle games (like Final Fantasy serie, Monkey Island games (or Zakk and Wiki), Prince of Persia, you know...that kind of stuff). I also get really excited when I get to beta test. I got really excited when I beta tested Hello Kitty Online. Hey, don't look at me like that.

I now currently write news articles and such for Tomopop! Yaaaay.

I've recently participated in StarCraft II beta test and currently test FFXIV. Although, I'm not supposed to tell you that. I think I'll be OK, though.

I'll be blogging, giving you the casual girl gamer point of view whenever I have something to share. I might make a few posts here and there about how awesome my boyfriend is. Did I mention he's awesome? You might know him..he writes for you, you know. Yeah, that guy. Pedro <3

With a little bit of luck, (and a whole lot of blood and sweat) you'll see my name around more.

I listen to Pandora radio while I work. (work = editing photos, writing and my morning office drudgery)

I love zombie games, mostly because I think they're effing hilarious.


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There was once a lonely Tonberry. He's the quiet type; doesn't talk much. He doesn't even have a name. All he did all day was sit around with his lantern and knife, wondering when he'd ever make a friend. Stabbing things in the throat is good and all, but it just wasn't enough.

In comes the good boyfriend, who sees this lonely Tonberry and thinks to himself, "I think my girl would be a good friend to this Tonberry."

So he picked up the lonely Tonberry, and brought it home to her. She smiled gleefully at the sight of it, and named the cute, green monster Poochie Pirate. Poochie for short.

Poochie now hangs out at the crow's nest of her ship and stabs the throats of any traffic offender in her way. He is the happiest Tonberry in the world, because he now has a best friend; to listen to, to travel with, and to stab for.



Now she can drive with confidence and vindictiveness, because she has her Tonberry with her. Always.


That is all. =) Have a nice day!








P.S. Update! I'm past the 60% point in Prince of Persia: Sands of Time now. I can't wait to finish it so I can play Batman already. If I stop with PoP, I more than likely won't get back on it and finish the game later, so I must do it now!

P.P.S. There SO needs to be a tag for "Semi-video game related". Yeah.
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That thing is awesome!
You have a stuffed tonberry and are beta testing FFXIV. We are now mortal enemies because you are eating my cake. I wanted into the beta so bad but when SE switched up their log in for members they screwed me and I can't log in now, so no beta for me.
uhh... I'm a bit embarrassed to admit that I have no idea what a tonberry is! (though it seems to be a cute lil critter!).
@Elsa
I'm sorry, but we can't be friends anymore.
@Elsa: Ever seen a horror movie where the people see a doll laying on the ground or a cute animal sitting there and walk up to it like it isn't some hell thing about to tear their throats out?

A Tonberry is the video game equivalent to that.
Sorry, Enkido!!! And lots of lol in them comments. <3 you guys.
@Elsa
What enkido said
We STILL are okfor ps3 FnF though right?
Thank you Occams!

Winged... I'll see you at the FNF tonight... and hopefully I'll see Enkido too! (and apparently I might be a bit of a Tonberry... so if either of you suddenly get TK'd, yeah, you'll know what happened!)
:)

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