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Kristina Pino avatar 1:29 PM on 08.05.2010
Random Awesomeness: Tonberry Style.



There was once a lonely Tonberry. He's the quiet type; doesn't talk much. He doesn't even have a name. All he did all day was sit around with his lantern and knife, wondering when he'd ever make a friend. Stabbing things in the throat is good and all, but it just wasn't enough.

In comes the good boyfriend, who sees this lonely Tonberry and thinks to himself, "I think my girl would be a good friend to this Tonberry."

So he picked up the lonely Tonberry, and brought it home to her. She smiled gleefully at the sight of it, and named the cute, green monster Poochie Pirate. Poochie for short.

Poochie now hangs out at the crow's nest of her ship and stabs the throats of any traffic offender in her way. He is the happiest Tonberry in the world, because he now has a best friend; to listen to, to travel with, and to stab for.



Now she can drive with confidence and vindictiveness, because she has her Tonberry with her. Always.


That is all. =) Have a nice day!








P.S. Update! I'm past the 60% point in Prince of Persia: Sands of Time now. I can't wait to finish it so I can play Batman already. If I stop with PoP, I more than likely won't get back on it and finish the game later, so I must do it now!

P.P.S. There SO needs to be a tag for "Semi-video game related". Yeah.


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