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Kraid's review of Elsa's review of Randombullseyes's review of Jim's review.
Kraid | 6:13 PM on 12.05.2009 24 comments



The Bitches Brew. Son!

Subject: Review of the Review of the Review of the Review of the Saboteur (a Destructoid exclusive)
Author: Kraid's review of Elsa's review of Randombullseye's review of Jim's review
Released: December 5, 2009
MSRP: NSMB


Dazed and confused , that's the state my brain is in right now. This is clearly the work of an higher being. There cannot be an higher calling than the one of JOURNALISM and this is why I must do my duty as a journalist reviewer in order to review a review of the unreviewable.

I can hardly believe such a review can be reviewed on a journalistic integral website like Destructoid. I have come to expect better from this community and I highly doubt I will ever be able to post anything coherent after reviewing this review of the review of the review.

First of all , Ubisoft Montreal should be ashamed of letting Pandemic close down because it is clearly obvious that Ubisoft Montreal is the cause of the closing of the most surprising relevation of the decade - by Jim Sterling.

The review is clearly using demeaning use of T&A and for that ELSA, SHAME ON YOU! WHERE IS YOUR FEMINISM NAO!? HEH! Shame on your goddamn vagina for making such an atrocious review of a review of a review.

Althougth the review has a biased score of 9.5 and considers the other review has excellent I can't give it more than a 6.5 out of ten because I'm a punk bitch who doesn't have journalistic integrity like Jim Sterling.

SCORE: 6.5 -- Hard to recommend.

You should definitely read the review of Elsa on Randombulleye's review of Jim Sterling's Review of The Saboteur. http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Elsa/elsa-s-review-of-randombullseye-s-review-of-jim-sterling-s-review-of-saboteur-156953.phtml

Don't miss out on reading Randombullseye's Review of Jim Sterling's Review of The Saboteur!
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/randombullseye/review-of-jim-sterling-s-review-of-the-sabatour-156946.phtml

or reading Jim Sterling's Review of The Saboteur
http://www.destructoid.com/review-the-saboteur-156887.phtml



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Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:36
Anonymouse
Oh dear...
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:43
MrSadistic
So.. you're saying it's better than Assassin's Creed 2.. starring Sylvester Stallone, Antonio Banderas, and Julianne Moore???
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:43
Anonymouse
@Mk: I don't know what you are talking about.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:44
Kraid
@MrSadistic: Exactly.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:45
Takeshi
You're adopted.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:47
Tubatic
This shit's getting real son!
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:48
Kraid
Technically we're gonna have to use acronymns to bring this shit to proper justice.
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:49
Jamie McGinn
Riker is so thrilled
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:56
MrSadistic
This blog is the Citizen Kane of Jim Sterling's anus.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 19:06
CelicaCrazed
I like were things are heading...
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 19:11
Handy
I wonder where all this is going to go in the recaps?

Will there be enough room in topsausetoid?
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 19:51
Daxelman
My God, Now all we need is like, a Gurren Lagaan type review.

Then, it will be done.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 20:03
Jim Sterling
This review is something I agree with, therefore I will side with you in an attempt to shame previous reviewers who I disagree with. I will say "thank you for a REAL review and some actual journalism." That way, the reviewers I don't like will feel bad about my not liking them.

So thank you for some actual integrity on Destructoid. That said, I am never visiting this site again.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 20:33
Kraid
@Jim Sterling : Agreeing the opinion make you credible. It's too bad you need to leave us so quickly. We could have had furious bum intercourse with our agreements.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 20:34
ikiryou
This post = MOAR EPIC THAN TOO HUMAN VALKYRIE DEATH SCENE!!111
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 20:36
Trebz
That jacuzzi is gonna get pretty cramped if this keeps going.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 20:38
MrSadistic
Jim Sterling left to go play AC II, because in his heart it will always be a 10/10 game.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 20:41
Kraid
@ikiryou:

@MrSadistic: In the closet , he's gay for AC II me thinks.
Wyldcard's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 22:51
Wyldcard
Getting old now.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 10:30
Elsa
LMAO... that picture is AWESOME!
... hmmm, as a review of a picture used in a review of a review of a review of a review... I give it a 10/10!
low tech's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 23:04
low tech
So this is how memetics are born....
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